Post: Airlines start to charge passengers who go to the bathroom
04-11-2010, 07:26 PM #1
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Originally posted by another user
Just a day after Spirit Airlines announced that it will start charging passengers to bring carry-on bags on board, another airline is considering charging us for using the BATHROOM!!

Ryanair, which is based in Dublin, Ireland and bills itself as “Europe’s first and largest low fares airline”, is mulling a plan that would require travelers to pay either 1 euro or 1 British pound (about $1.33 or $1.52) for using the bathroom on flights lasting one hour or less.

Ryanair said it is working with Boeing to develop a coin-operated door release so that when nature calls, passengers would need to deposit the change before being able to use the facilities.

So let’s see… next time you fly not only will you possibly have to PAY to check your bag but also your carry-on bag and to use the bathroom during the flight! What’s next… pay for use of the stairs leading up to the plane? Or maybe pay-per-life vest service?!

I wonder if the Ryanair exec’s heads can be used as flotation devices.

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04-11-2010, 10:09 PM #11
xScreamo!
Trading Kids For Angel Dust
I bet there gonna make a lot of money doing that! But its total bullshit
04-11-2010, 10:19 PM #12
If this happens I'm just gonna piss on the bathroom door.
04-11-2010, 10:26 PM #13
I'd just take a shit in those paper bags that's in the seat in front of you for throwing up or I'd shit under my seat. I mean come on, aren't they already making enough money? Jeez.
04-11-2010, 10:29 PM #14
xScreamo!
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I would let my baby cousin shit everywhere on the seats and if they asked me why I didnt go to the bathroom I would say because I didnt have any money for your bullshit idea
04-11-2010, 11:02 PM #15
ShAdoW_RiDa
Former Blue Mod
Isn't it only for flights that last 1 hour or less? That's rare anyway,so this rule won't be used as much as you guys think...
04-11-2010, 11:05 PM #16
+tA. Rick
Former Staff
Security issues I guess.
04-11-2010, 11:28 PM #17
teeth08
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dude ive been on this airline many times (as im from ireland) and their the biggest scumbags ever. i was once getting a flight home from the uk and they overbooked the flight and didnt give me and my dad a refund, they didnt even pay for the hotel we had to stay in and we had to get a flight home the next day.
04-11-2010, 11:34 PM #18
Originally posted by crapper74 View Post
Thats crazy. Wonder what will happen for people with bladder problems.


"Omg... Omg... Where is my 1 dollar? Omg... Omg... I knew I should not have ****ING buy that coke at that ****ing vending machine... Omg.. Omg... Omg... OMG!!" - "****! I piss my self, again!"
04-11-2010, 11:38 PM #19
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by z View Post
WHAT IF YOU CUM OUT YOUR ARSE Eek


Is that possible? Could you make a tut on how to?

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