Post: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal
04-19-2010, 06:05 AM #1
GrillaX
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You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".

Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .


Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00
per hour with taxes deducted.



Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets
paid $15.00 cash "under the table".



Ready? Now pay attention...


Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per
year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has
$31,231.00.


Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per

year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now
has
$31,200...00.



Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family
at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now
has $24,031.00.



Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local
clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.



Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare.
Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per

year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.


Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and
welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.



Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal
now has $9,631.00.


Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent
subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.


Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has

$7,231.00.


Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has
$31,200.00.


Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.



Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and
what he sends out of the country every month.



Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.


Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.



Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal
pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get

a
government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL
program. Joe Legal's children go home.



Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe
paid for them and Jose did not pay.


Do you get it, now?


If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...


You are part of the problem! Smile^
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04-20-2010, 07:50 PM #11
Originally posted by martinb View Post
thats why i say vote BNP


Didn't know mexicans were invading the UK as well
04-20-2010, 08:30 PM #12
xVii-
Big Sister
I propose an enormous illegal immigrant euthanasia program Smile
04-20-2010, 08:34 PM #13
Xvailer
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Originally posted by drunkenrepublicn View Post
Here in Colorado there are more illegal mexicans then legal, It has gotten so bad that the ICE agents have tripled in the last 5 years. After the US government started placing fines to companies hiring and harboring illegal aliens my company did a full investigation on our employees. What we found was 2% of our employees where illegal. Not only where they illegally in the country, but they also had stolen identities and until we did this background check, people who we knew as Jose, Jesus and Carlos where actually Anthony. Ricardo and Pedro. Although they were great workers, we fired them to avoid the $100K fine per illegal.
Heres the bad thing: although companies such as mine are mandated to check the legal status of future employees, nothing happens to the illegals until they break a law and even then they do not get deported. Why you ask, because people who voted for the idiot president and congress now in control feel its a human right to live in the USA. I say F*ck that, no matter what race they are or country they come from they need to do it legally, especially when it comes to getting walfare or using other programs that are inplace to help Americans that are down on their luck.
Until people stop bitching and start comming up with a solution, nothing will change. My solution would be the following,
1) Give people a work VISA for 5 years, after five years if they have proven to the government that they have a job and have paid taxes, tried to learn English, and have been a productive law bidding person-give them citizenship, BUT if they break the law (to where they go to jail), refuse to pay taxes or learn English they would be denied and deported back to where they came from.
2) Beef up the security at the borders and anyone that comes across illegal will be shot if they refuse commands or flee. Yes I know this is harsh, but until you do something drastic nothing will change.
3) In order to get the benefits of our nation, they have to complete their citizenship-no exceptions!


nice thread took a while to read but nice Smile and Dude if your going to post this instead why dont you make your own thread?
04-20-2010, 08:59 PM #14
martinb
I am error
Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
Didn't know mexicans were invading the UK as well


Its more pakistanis/algerian ect.
04-21-2010, 04:12 AM #15
GrillaX
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Originally posted by xVii
I propose an enormous illegal immigrant euthanasia program Smile


LOL, isnt euthanasia similar to genocide?
04-21-2010, 07:50 PM #16
Originally posted by GrillaX View Post
LOL, isnt euthanasia similar to genocide? Happy


No you both look stupid using these words that you don't even know the meaning of.

Euthanasia is taking someones life with their consent, like if they have AIDS and they know the will die.

So next time google search the word

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04-21-2010, 08:04 PM #17
Stub Hero
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Joe english gets free health care under the NHS, maybe Jose should immigrate to Britain

---------- Post added at 09:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:01 PM ----------

Originally posted by martinb View Post
thats why i say vote BNP


thats why you should be quiet
04-21-2010, 08:05 PM #18
GrillaX
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Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
No you both look stupid using these words that you don't even know the meaning of.

Euthanasia is taking someones life with their consent, like if they have AIDS and they know the will die.

So next time google search the word


Dam, you are right. Got careless with word choice :(

Genocide - the deliberate and systematic extermination of a national, racial, political, or cultural group.

Thanks for pointing that out, will goggle next time Smile
04-21-2010, 10:48 PM #19
xVii-
Big Sister
Originally posted by EvilRip0306 View Post
No you both look stupid using these words that you don't even know the meaning of.

Euthanasia is taking someones life with their consent, like if they have AIDS and they know the will die.

So next time google search the word


And you look even dumber trying to correct my word choice on a word you don't know the meaning of.

Euthanasia-The act or practice of killing or permitting the death of hopelessly sick or injured individuals in a relatively painless way for reasons of mercy.
Another definition: the act of killing someone painlessly

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