Post: NGU Zombie Survival Guide
05-02-2010, 01:31 PM #1
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
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As a gaming forum I'm sure we've all at least pictured a world with zombies. Most of us have probably even armed ourselves or thought of where they could travel in an out break. Well this thread is for compiling all of our ideas on how to survive a world full of zombies, whether is be from You must login or register to view this content. , or any other foreign cause.
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Users can post their ideas and I will quote them and put them into my thread. Those who post really good ideas will be repped. Inspiration for me to make this thread came from zombieland and L4D2.


Ok let me start off with my rules and some I found:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

1. Cardio (Zombieland)
2. The Double Tap (Zombieland)
3. Beware of Bathrooms (Zombieland)
4. Wear Seat Belts (Zombieland)
5. No Attachments (Zombieland)
6. The “Skillet” (Zombieland)
7. Travel Light (Zombieland)
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner (Zombieland)
9. With your Bare Hands (Zombieland)
10. Don’t Swing Low (Zombieland)
11. Use Your Foot (Zombieland)
12. Bounty Paper Towels (Zombieland)
13. Shake it Off (Zombieland)
14. Always carry a change of underwear (Zombieland)
15. Bowling Ball (Zombieland)
16. Opportunity Knocks (Zombieland)
17. Don’t be a hero (Zombieland)
18. Limber Up (Zombieland)
19. Break it Up (Zombieland)
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint (Zombieland)
21. Avoid Strip Clubs (Zombieland)
22. When in doubt Know your way out (Zombieland)
23. Zipplock (Zombieland)
24. Use your thumbs (Zombieland)
25. Shoot First (Zombieland)
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody (Zombieland)
27. Incoming! (Zombieland)
28. Double-Knot your Shoes (Zombieland)
29. The Buddy System (Zombieland)
30. Pack your stain stick (Zombieland)
31. Check the back seat (Zombieland)
32. Enjoy the little things (Zombieland)
33. Swiss army Knife (Zombieland)
34. If there's no way in, there's no way out.(zombie survival guide)
35. Climb, then remove the stairs(Zombie survival guide)
36. There is no cure(The Low Key OG)
37. The higher you are, the farther you'll fall(The Low Key OG)
38. Save yourself(The Low Key OG)
39. You never have enough food/water(The Low Key OG)
40. You will run out of ammo(The Low Key OG)
41. Avoid the panic(The Low Key OG)
42. It's not a flu(Left 4 Dead 2)
43. Stick together(Irish)
44. Stay quiet(Irish)
45. Feed the zombies weaker people, such as Justin Beiber.(Glitcher:p)
46. When in doubt get the HELL OUT!!! (SuPeRsNiPeR109)
47. Take yourself instead of becoming one of them.(RICHIE209)
48. Putting on my 'leet' mode and pwning them all (Outsider)


Hope to see you all after the infection all blows overWinky Winky
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The following 2 users say thank you to The Low Key OG for this useful post:

madden's Hoe
05-02-2010, 04:19 PM #11
The Low Key OG
still the same OG, but I've been low key
Originally posted by RICHIE209 View Post
If you think there's no other way, take yourself instead of becoming one of them.


Lol, pussies:p I say, have fun while you can. Take your own life when you get infected, to save others.
05-02-2010, 04:38 PM #12
bmxdude9
Million Miles Of Fun!
Lol this is funny thanks for it. But seriously last weekend at a grappling tournament at another school me and some of my buddies had to go pee and the bathrooms were on the other half of the campus(that part is a separate building) and it was pitch black and sorta freaky so we were goofing around "setting up camp" underneath the stairs in case the zombies would come.

I sorta wish 'zombieland' would happen, would give me an excuse to beat the living hell out of things and shoot them up Smile

Rules #1, 2, 32 are my favs.
05-02-2010, 04:49 PM #13
AgentJon
Former Staff
Act gay in front of them, and they might spare you.
05-02-2010, 11:19 PM #14
LOL this is awesome.
05-02-2010, 11:27 PM #15
GrillaX
Error… Cat invasion!
Never play "Dead"
05-03-2010, 12:42 AM #16
jbot
Vbux are Worthless
Zombies cant swim.
05-03-2010, 02:12 AM #17
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
Originally posted by AgentJon007 View Post
Act gay in front of them, and they might spare you.


Best idea ever! Claps
05-03-2010, 03:44 AM #18
Wolf 13
Bounty hunter
DON'T CHOOSE the double barreled shotgun. Certain death.
05-03-2010, 03:49 AM #19
TrytoYOLO
We all <3 Amanda
me and my friend are meeting up at walmart,,, does that count lol

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