(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I found some chat up lines and added some of my own lol if you have got better ones just post them below lol

When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.


How was heaven when you left.


Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world!


Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.


The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!


Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.


"You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor"


"I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you."


Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!


You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more?


Is it hot in here or is it you?


Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?


Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.


Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.


As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!


Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?


What's your favourite colour?


I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?


Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?


I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience.


Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?


Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I?


I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking?


Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?


I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment.


If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!!


I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot


You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?


"I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven."


If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.


I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?


I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke

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Source?

btw good ones

this means what ??????

Where did you find the lines from (the URL)

lol this is funny. who would use these in real life.

my mate is really good making them up so he told me some we just made this up but some of these i just googled and found them and added them into this post

there are some funny ones tho my mate said he might test them lol might get his head kicked in tho if he says them

Might try some of these on the missus,hope i don't get whacked!

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Cheezy. You think that chick in your sig would dig these lines?

lol she is the local nuts magazine girl look up the name is Rosie Jones you will love her pictures

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please rep for the picture and the pictures if you search her on google images