(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There is reasoning behind this thread (believe it or not..) I was simply dropping the kids off at the pool myself, when it struck me how good it felt - and that it hurts sometimes, and I should discuss the forms of pooing.




Quite a common one after friday nights curry, you simply eat your meal - maybe your lucky enough to fit in 30 minutes TV before the crisis strikes! Your lead on essentially; it seems like a normal poop - feels like one. But, when it leaves your body, and ends in that toilet, and the fumes travel up toward your nostrils, and you get that drowzy feeling, where you nearly faint. Watch out for the chemical poops - they are sly.



Here's the scenario - say you've just finished school, about to set off on your walk home, and the feeling comes, where your guts turn against you, and brew a big 'un. You set off, nevertheless, and keep at a slow, gradual pace just incase your velocity slips it out, but as the walk progresses, and you near home.. the turtles head appears, and you pick up the pace, bit by bit, until eventually you sprint through the door, and into the bathroom, and release. These are the ones your proud to see go.



This is a commun occurance, often due to rushing and lack of memory, your so desperate to excrete, you've got to the point where your anus is like a slip and slide, your running for dear life, until.. eventually; you realise him, it's all going your way, until you turn around.. AND THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER!



This is a proud moment in all experienced poopers lives, again this could be caused by a curry. You stroll to the toilet - bursting proud, because you know ones cooking - and boyyyy is it cooking well.. you drop them, take your seat at the throne, and bam! unleash the beast, as you stand up to flush, you see it, basking in all its glory, and you just hear a slight call "Well Done Sir". The next person to enter the bathroom isn't so proud.



Ever had this feeling? Your sitting down, when all of sudden your rear end gets wet upon the plopping of the poo (epic terminology) you feel a lot lighter when you stand up, like you've lost a stone or two, which is all very well, until you look down, and realise you've squeezed so hard YOU SHAT OUT YOUR LIVER!


I hope I didn't sicken anyone with this, I had fun making it, hope you did reading - I'll add more soon. Toodlepoo.

LOL at the last one that made me laugh like SHIT

See what i did there

Haha yes I did

HAHAHAHAHHAA nice one :'

There's something wrong with you.

Dude no lie i actually have to poop now

Whatever floats his boa-.............pooh?

Lol what's really funny is I'm in the toilet right now lol

ahaha so random yet funny

This is great. Also makes for great trolling material.