Post: The Chronicles of McDonalds
06-03-2010, 12:38 PM #1
waltuO
N'wahs With Attitude
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The Chronicles of Maccy D's!


Well, my brother works at McDonalds, (He's only 17, that's why he works there, he's not like, a mentally challenged vegetable or anything) and he always comes home with some weird, unusual story.

And I bet your thinking "What could possibly go wrong at Mcdonalds???" and from what he's told me, I can honestly say, ALOT.


  1. There was a drug raid. A couple of shady people entered McDonalds and they were just strolling around, and they were fiddling around near the salt and pepper bins, and near the sauces. A few minutes later the manager came out and inspected it, and he found bags of weed and cocaine. He phoned the police, and they came and arrested the 'shady' people who hadn't already left. About half an hour later, one of the shady people that had left before the police had arrived came back, and "Asked for his drugs back".
  2. Well, my brother has a bad knee, and he's been to hospital several times because of it. Apparently he's ripped his cartilage but personally I just think he's a faggot. So he normally works on drive through. And this "big fat man" ordered 13 big macs, for himself. Another was my brother was taking orders out to the car park, and slipped over, and fell to the floor, with the customers just sitting in the car watching him in agony. (lol) He then hobbled back to the store, and a few minutes later the customers by brother served, came into the store, and complained that he'd "spilled their chips onto the floor"
  3. My brother was working on drive through, and a man with a distorted face came to order. His face was all scarred and burnt and when my brother looked at him, he just screamed and walked off. Personally, I feel sorry for that man but my brother said that the man just stared at him like it was nothing new, and happened regularly. Also, there was a bunch of gypsies in the car park asking randoms for fights.


My brother is having time off work because of his knee, and he will be back to work soon, so I will keep this thread updated with all wierd stories my brother tells me!
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DeathEndsAll, Sweets
06-03-2010, 02:21 PM #2
xWeeGee
Bitches Be Crazy
how can 1 man eat 13 BIG MAC'S lol
06-03-2010, 02:28 PM #3
Reaper
The Grim Reaper
Why would you leave you drugs there? My god what is this world coming to with McDonald's. They could of sold it or used it. But no lets go put it in McDonald's by the salt and pepper.

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waltuO
06-03-2010, 04:00 PM #4
Sweets
Wololo
Funny stuff pal, keep it coming. xD
06-03-2010, 04:04 PM #5
Funny!, reminds me when, I worked at Sea World in Orlando.....The stories, I could tell....lol
06-03-2010, 04:20 PM #6
MMMMMM 13 Big Macs. I wonder if he ordered a diet Coke with that.
06-03-2010, 05:30 PM #7
eDeityy
NGU's Resident Author
Originally posted by TheReaper View Post
Why would you leave you drugs there? My god what is this world coming to with McDonald's. They could of sold it or used it. But no lets go put it in McDonald's by the salt and pepper.


They were obviously freaked out by the manager and left them and ditched but then when they realized how much they had left, they turned back.

Or the OP's brother is fucking with him. Probably the latter.
06-03-2010, 09:29 PM #8
fhooey
I am error
i like french fries!!!
06-04-2010, 12:09 AM #9
Shockk
I’m too L33T
Ha cool stories Smile what mc d's was this in ?
06-04-2010, 10:02 AM #10
waltuO
N'wahs With Attitude
Originally posted by NiitroAddiict View Post
Ha cool stories Smile what mc d's was this in ?


Morriston up by Matalan Smile

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