Lets go through this list lol, and please note while reading that im a violent person and take fights to the extreme lol.
5th grade-(probably the funniest)
So in my elementary school we had this event called the gym show. All the students would gather in the gym and play group games for all the parents. We were playing a game called the baton race, so im running around the track with the metal baton in my hand about to pass it off to the next person when a kid from the other team decked me as hard as he could. My shoe fell off and i landed right on my face and got a bloody nose. I was so embarrassed because of all the parents and all my classmates watching so thats when my extreme temper kicked in. I got up without my shoe on, walked up to the kid with the baton and cracked him in the head with it in front of everyone, my parents, his parents everyone. he fell right to the floor and immediately the gym teachers grabbed me and sent me to the office. I think i was the first person ever to get suspended from elementary school for two weeks + a month of being grounded lol.
6th grade-
Me and my best friend at the time got in an argument and he started spreading rumors about me all over the school. So on the bus ride home he walked up to me and started talking shit, i got up and cracked him in the face two times and laid him out. For that one i got in school suspension for two days.
another this arab kid omar had a past of starting shit with me, from kindergarten on. So were at the bus stop one morning and he brought a piece of shit paintball gun to the bus stop and shot me in my foot, i didnt like it much. The smart thing would have been to tell on him but nahhh i had to take it to the extreme lol. That day after school i asked my friends older brother to borrow his autococker. The next day i went to the bus stop with it, lit him up from point blank range and ended up shooting him in the face, right below his eye and as this was going on the bus pulled up. The driver flipped out, took me on the bus and brought me to the school. I got kicked out of school for one year and had to go to a different middle school.
In my other school there was this kid john and everyone though he was gay so for no reason what so ever i walked up to him and shoved him, then he shoved me back and i punched him in the face. lol i was so dumb.
7th grade-
there was this gay kid that moved here from california and me and him never got along. So one day in the gym locker room i was busting his balls and i guess i pushed him over his limit and he ran up to me and went to take a swing, i ducked and tackled him to the floor, got ontop of him and gave him one solid crack to the eye and busted his eyebrow open. he was bleeding everywhere i was like oh **** so i got off him. He was crying histerical and ran right to the principals office. I got suspended for 5 days and had a pleasent suprise at my house by the cops(whats new lol)
a few months after that this spanish kid thougth i stole his bike so he confronted me in school about it. I didnt like that so i got all defensive and shoved him. He ended up kicking my ass but it was a good fight lol.
8th grade-(hit my growth spurt, i was tough now, well acted like it atleast)
so me and my friend were sitting at lunch and this kid ray kept annoying us(he was a big ****ing kid lol). After ****ing weeks of his saying shit to us i decide to smack his lunch tray with all his food out of his hand onto the floor, he got ****ing pissed as hell and shoved me onto the ground( and this was infront of all the girls) so me trying to show off got up and cracked him square in the face with the lunch tray, grabbed a can of soda and beat pretty ****ing bad with it. his glasses cut his face and shit up, i got kicked out of school once again for that one.
didnt have another in school fight till 11th grade.
me and my crew had some bad blood with a bunch of spanish kids, and one of my friends got jumped and beat bad. So that monday in school one of the kids was in my italian class. he kept staring at me like he was gunna do something for like 15 mins, then in the dead middle of class in the middle of the lesson i got up hit the kid right in the face, grabbed him and threw him on the ground. I kneeled on his shoulders so he couldnt move and threw punch after punch. I must have hit him 10 times. One of his eyes was so swollen he couldnt even open it. He ended up with a broken nose, a fractured jaw and stitches on his eyebrow. I only got suspended for a week but i had to pay his medical bills because it happend in school.
ive had a very long history with school, ive been kicked out of school so many times im lucky they let me back in. My senior year i got suspended for 7 months for defacing school property and throwing a 40oz bottle through a window. Im lucky they let me back in to graduate.