Would you rather be blind or be deaf?
Deaf I like seeing stuff
Would you rather lose and arm or a leg?
A leg, you can get a prosthetic one
Would you rather become uglier or become stupider?
Uglier, it wouldn't go that far because I'm just so hot
Would you rather be more rich or more attractive?
Rich, I'm already super attractive
Would you rather be blonde or brunette?
Blonde, I'm a kinda mix right now
Would you rather have a third eye in the middle of your head, or a horn, in the middle of your head?
Horn, I could get it surgically removed
Would you rather it be winter forever or summer forever?
Definitely summer, I hate the winter except for skiing so I could just travel to get that
If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, would you rather it be sweet or salt?
Sweet
If you could choose a super-power, would you rather be able to fly or move objects?
Fly, flying would be sweet moving objects is pretty lame
If you had to be an animal, would you rather live in the ocean or on the land?
Land being in the ocean would be cool for a while but would get old