Post: Rap Battle Thread
12-18-2008, 02:49 AM #1
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Forum Rules still apply even though rap may be full of racism and explicit language try to keep it at a low in your rap
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NP Carling26, PHAZE ONE, Rage, Rushied, WeezyVBaby, World_War_3
12-18-2008, 04:15 AM #20
WeezyVBaby
League Champion
put me in this, let me get em'
12-18-2008, 04:23 AM #21
Quit contradicting yourself
Get back to your spot on the shelf
Say my luck ran out?
Gimme a shout
I'll prove to you
Your left nut on my steel-toed shoe
I'm twice what you'll ever be
Learn from mistakes, quit f**king with me
Don't think you haven't lost
Don't think to not count the cost
Of your mistakes
Go play patty-cakes
You don't know jack shit about shit
You don't even know what is a clit
You can't even park in the lot of the proving ground
You'll be towed and dropped in the pound
You have a sewer sound
You have nothing to go around
There you have it
You can keep it
I don't want it
You'll just try it
Don't deny it
You're not the shit
I got you picked
You're on the list
Your car got nicked
You should be pissed
Get some control
Before your head rolls
Why do you prolong it
You can't even take it
You're cracking under the pressure
I'm here in my own leisure
Gotta quit while you're ahead
Or on the floor will be your own head
You're my bitch
I'll call you if I get an itch
Shut up as I hang up.
12-18-2008, 04:29 AM #22
World_War_3
I’m too L33T
YOU MUST BE ON SOME CHEAP WELFARE CRACK
u might have a stick, but i have my gloc in my pocket
getttin ready to take it out and cock it
qiuck repeaten what u say
u make no sence,go back to ur pad, its only ur first day
and u sound like someone whos gay
what r these words ur writing it go's together like crap
everything u said was a sorry exuse for a rap
when u walk in NGU, ur gonna get stopped
like u would spit to me
i got the gat in ur face and u will see
already cocked back, straight up G
iam amen with the scope
and when ur shitten ur pants, u will hope
i dont play around
iam from New York,
so put the mic down
i fly high, and i dont lie
u can tell by the look in my eye
ur just another fag
to cought up in blowjobs,to scared for street TAG
i live the life
haters, try to take it, i live by my knife
shank shank shank!!
it will be like the first time ur mom gave u a spank
and i dont front,
all i do is stunt
like a stunnner,
ridin my bran new hummer,
i ride by with the red dot on ur eye
u see it comin so wave BYE BYE
tellin me i conceit my defeat,
when i ****ed u up, so fall to my feet
u suck so bad
i will diss u like last time KID, man thatz sad
Try to spit back
MAKE SURE THIS TIME IT AINT WACK!!!
12-18-2008, 04:42 AM #23
You don't diss
You just piss
You can't learn
I'll put you in an urn
You need to stop
Your shit goes plop
That isn't rap
That's just your kid temper
Call me wack
You're on crack
Just using stereotypes
Keeping up with the latest hypes
Give it a rest
Accept I'm the best
Temper tantrum, will you
Try it again, I kill you
You're running on fumes
Watch my double plumes
You have a twin-vee
I have a 453
Just face it
I'll slice it and dice it
Just mace it
I'll make sure I'll ice it
I have endurance
You pissed your pants
You got plastic sheets
You got no beats
I'm on a roll
My tank is full
You're crank-starting
Your shit's just farting
I can spit back
You think you shit black
You khaki little fag
I think I'll smother you in a bag
Kiss my shoes
Sing the blues
I've won, you've lost
Pay the price and count the cost
Learn from your mistakes
You need multiple takes
I have a well of rhymes
It's about your kids' bedtimes.

Night
12-18-2008, 04:44 AM #24
World_War_3
I’m too L33T
Don’t you remember your first rap, man that shit was wack
It was greasy like my sweaty nut sack
It didn’t stink and it didnt ring
So y don’t you just back up and show some respect….
you nigga…., you’re a joke..
I bet you bike aint got handle bars or spokes
Now I no your going to say “I ride bike wit no handel bars”
But that will be the day I can walk to mars
And maybe ever play pool wit the stars
I cant rap I know that
But the fact is, is that your still wack so cut this this guy some slack
and help him dush off his back
I throught him around
I droped him to the ground
12-18-2008, 04:54 AM #25
You think you're the shit
Everyone else thinks you're just shit
It's getting old
You've been told
Your nut sack is there
It still hasn't dropped and your cock's bare
You need some respect
Your eyes will be pecked
The bird will shit on you
I will proceed to spit on you
You can't think of a proper rap
All you think of is unimaginative crap
Get a damn spell check
Or I'll slice your goddamn neck
You have nothing left in that tank
Nothing useful happens from turning the crank
You call me greasy
Like your family, that and easy
I'll piss on you
You Arab Jew
You get your rap from Youtube
While I scrub grease from your mom's boob
Can't rhyme without premade rap
It's getting old, sick of your crap
Find something new
I've got better shit to do than you
12-18-2008, 05:00 AM #26
World_War_3
I’m too L33T
ya mums pussy
it tastes like squashed bugs
all sticky
ooie gooie
omg man giv her sum chewy
and shut ur ass bout my dog rover
just coz u like men 2 bend ova
so u can giv em a bit of dropped soup
u wood like that woodnt u
u fukn dope
dope rapper
no skills
just poppin pills
killin ur brain
till u cant walk up a hill
fukn Crazed
go get killed by a couple of planes
and leave us alone
2 smoke
and get laid
then get paid
and start all over
coz ur gone be wishin u dead
coz ur fukn wiv Ww3
12-18-2008, 05:06 AM #27
You're done screwing around
You got a shit sound
Putting an end to this shit
I know you're having a fit
Not intimidating me
Impossible for you to be
At all logical
It's just psychological
I got biological warfare
You got diapers on
Quit pissing yourself
Grow taller than an elf
I'll find you some day
You're still just as gay
Like a dead man
You have no plan.
12-18-2008, 05:08 AM #28
World_War_3
I’m too L33T
Going to sleep Cya 2morr


why don't you go jump in that f*cking pool
F*cking fool
Your a tool.
You aint cool
you aint a true rapper i aint a true rapper
your mum is because shes a ****ing slapper.
that chick whu u said u shagged was ya mother
the reason why you couldn't put on a rubba...
Was cos ya dick was too small.
you had to lean back to piss up a wall.
50 cent isn't our god f*ck you 50 Cent
your a rent boy your arse up for rent
your a fool a flid u ****in Dislect
Get a grip,
Face it your too easy to get ripped.
your a fag
F*ckin hag,
mum's a slag
no need to brag
you been watchin too much 8 mile
you need to drown in the riva nile!
your a bad one
you need to soot ya self with a hand gun
you having fun?
yo run downstairs little boy westlife have just begun!
**** you you just been beat
don't bother rappin because am full of heat
**** you and die in a grave
While i keep this joint in a rave!

I'm outta here

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