(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Here are the best comebacks I can think of

1. Them: What are you looking at?
You: An abortion that went wrong.

2. Them: What are you looking at?
You: A broken condom.

3. (This is for girls) Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your d*ck

4. When somebody says ewww when you walk in the room, just say "Am I wearing my shirt with a mirror on the front again?"

Post someone funny comebacks below.
+rep if you laughed at any of these

mw2

them: ur gunna get powned!
you: when this game starts you will be hitting the dashboard faster than diana bitch

Thanks for that

them: Hi
You: **** you gaylord

you can't lose that and there is no comeback to that

Them: Your mom likes old men!
A. Of course she does. They perform better then you!

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Them: You're gay
You: Yea, you wish.

dude......HOW GAY!
whenever i take the piss out of you il just say you get your come backss on the internet cant reply to that EPIC FAIL

I'll be Burger King, you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
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Student: What if I'm too tired from having sex to the test tomorrow?
Teacher: Then you will have to take the test with your other hand!
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Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Aww that's sweet.... not interested sorry.
Guy: Too bad you landed on your face!
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If someone calls you gay say; I maybe gay for a day but you queer for a year so bag it faggot.
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Guy1: You are gay.
Guy2: If i'm gay, then your girlfriend has a penis!
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
god made me pretty...
bet damn what happened to you?!
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If someone calls you a dick say;
It takes dicks like me to f**k pussies like your mom to make assholes like you!
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Violets are blue,
A face like yours belong in the zoo
Don't be mad I'll be there too, Not in
The cage but there laughing at you!

Lol! :D

The best comeback ever! Is ****yougaylord.