Post: Top 10 Most BadAss Animals
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06-25-2010, 04:08 PM
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Jolly Nigga
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This little cock sucker is a living dinosaur. They can grow up to 9 feet long! He even killed some hippy trying to protest goat sacrifices.The most amazing (and badass) characteristic of the komodo dragon is that the female can lay eggs without getting laid.
#9 Giant African Land Snail
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So this little ****er is a giant! They can grow bigger than a foot. Theyre so BA that the government wont let you keep them as a pet in the US. Plus theyre hermaphrodites so they can do girls and guys!! The most badass thing about this snail is that it loves beer. It makes grow even bigger!!! :beer:
#8 Flying Snake
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDAsJCB2Pg&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - flying snake[/ame]
This snake is harmless to humans but theres something that makes this animal totally BA! This snake had the ability to glide through the air. Just watch the video and you'll see it.
#7 Frilled Shark
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Holly Shizz Did you just jump out of your seat when saw this ugly thing. This thing looks like an ugly giant ell. Noooppe this thing is a ****ing shark with razor sharp teeth. So watch out the next time you go into the water this thing doesn't cut your dick off.
#6 Shocking Pink Dragon Millipede
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This little homo may look like king of bugs but he can **** you up. This BadAss produces cyanide so if you even think of touching it your hand will be burned off. :O
#5 Mantis Shrimp
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgvsQ6oNZyo&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Strongest Punch in the World[/ame]
This BA animal is also sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters". Not a lot of information about this animal but what makes it totally BadAss is that they have the ability to break through the aquariums glass to escape.
#4 Giant Amazonian Centipede
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UROVfmY3NTA&feature=player_embedded]YouTube - Giant Bat-Eating Centipede[/ame]
This little bugger is crazy. Its feeds on lizards, birds and even bats. They are know to catch bats in the air while their flying. This centipede is had venomous claws that can kill most animals and cause severe swelling and chills to humans.
#3 Cassowary
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These are the worlds most dangerous birds. If you even mess with this BadAss it will lash out will it crazy legs and do some crazy damage. Look at these amazing legs. You must login or register to view this content.
#2 Humboldt Squid
[ame=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0gYbxaNhHs]YouTube - Giant Humbolt Squid[/ame]
This amazing squid travels in packs of 1,000 and can change color to communicate with each other. Each of their tentacles has very sharp teeth. The thing that makes the b*tch BadAss is that they LOVE TO HUNT HUMANS. So stay the hell away from them.
#1 Immortal Jellyfish
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Thats right with little douche is immortal. After its reached maturity it can reverse its aging process and become a baby again.
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Thats it. Hope you guys enjoyed. Thank me if you want.
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also the flying snake is creepy.
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06-25-2010, 07:38 PM
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Jolly Nigga
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06-25-2010, 07:47 PM
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