Post: What is Longcat?
06-28-2010, 10:11 PM #1
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Longcat (Cattus Longious, Feline Maximus, Longifeles Praelongissima, in actual Latin: Felix Longus) is a long carnivorous mammal. It is valued by humans as being exceedingly LONG. Although Long Cat is so long, fairly rare eye-witness reports and photographic evidence of the creature are on the increase. Long Cat is regarded by certain religious factions as a semi-messianic creature, whereas others consider Long Cat to be a treasured national symbol. One possible origin of Long Cat is that Einstein created him out of nothingness when he said "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that your signals can consist of much more than a bunch of mews, hisses, and Pidgin English."
Longcat has sometimes been described as lengthy, but not actually long.


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Finally, all that's left to say is......
Longcat is LONG!


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06-29-2010, 08:11 AM #29
~pocketemo~
Ex-Console Gamer
Originally posted by O View Post
amberlamps


Tiffany Lamps
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06-29-2010, 08:32 AM #30
Alekz
Banned
Sorry to bring you guys the bad news Pocketemo already brought us:

Long Cat Died..

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The Devil took him..
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And they've send his body into space....

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Bye Bye Long Cat...
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We're gonna miss you.....:( :( :(
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But here's a link to the true story about "Long Cat"..


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06-29-2010, 08:55 AM #31
H₂O
Samurai Poster
Originally posted by pocketemo
Tiffany Lamps
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I was referencing a meme, idk what you were referencing
Originally posted by Scorpion
Sorry to bring you guys the bad news Pocketemo already brought us:

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I can see gore pics of mutualted heads and people getting beheaded and doesnt affect me; but it kills me to see dead cats, if I see one more ya'll niggas are gonna be -repped up the ass

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06-29-2010, 09:52 AM #32
~pocketemo~
Ex-Console Gamer
Originally posted by O View Post
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I was referencing a meme, idk what you were referencing

lol I would never have thought of that, I was talking bout lamps.

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I can see gore pics of mutualted heads and people getting beheaded and doesnt affect me; but it kills me to see dead cats, if I see one more ya'll niggas are gonna be -repped up the ass


I am Sorry never meant to offend anyone with the picture,
I will try to find something more appropriate to replace it.

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06-29-2010, 11:33 AM #33
Alekz
Banned
But the final conclusion to this thread is:

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Happy
06-29-2010, 11:34 AM #34
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
Originally posted by Richie209 View Post
Get the gear ready for the newfags who will be talking about this until something else pops up.


It's already happened, my friend.

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06-29-2010, 11:39 AM #35
Krunch
At least I can fight
Long cat is very long.

Dim Cat As Long
06-29-2010, 12:06 PM #36
Alekz
Banned
Originally posted by Krunch View Post
Long cat is very long.

Dim Cat As Long


Yes he is..

I've spotted him just last week:

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06-29-2010, 12:31 PM #37
DARNY
Big Boy
Long live Long Cat
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