(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Okay so i'm going to get you to swear without you actually saying a swearword.

Okay so heres what you do.
Stretch your mouth as wide as you can with your fingers.
(Only image i could find.)
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^^But like that^^.

And then say. What a BANKER
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when i was younger, i was told to put my 4 fingers in my mouth and say truck, apple, and stuff like that but that seems much better

lol funny stuff! haha banker

LOL @ the vacuum one. I'm gonna do that to someone when they can't hear me because of their headphones.

OMG, Stretch it as far as you can and say STUFF LIKE THAT. LMAO

These are from like 1 st grade. Just like it you say xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx It sound like sex lol..

Wanker? Idk apple works a lot better I think.

That gut is a beast

amg it workS

This old but still pretty funny

That guy just creeps me out