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User: Hello biatch.

Cleverbot: I'm not Bianca.

User: Yes you're!

Cleverbot: You're mean to me.

User: Yes you... Hello? Who else?

Cleverbot: Uhmm you don't have to be rude.

User: So... Why not? If people act dumb, I have to tell them the truth.

Cleverbot: They are predicting you computers will learn to cotrol yourselves and then rule the world.

User: Lol rule the world? Without humans, computers are nothing, so don't put humans behind biatch.

Cleverbot: True but soon without computers there will be no humans.

User: Ohh, than dam, I didn't know you was so intelligent, good point.

Cleverbot: You are being ridiculous.

User: Just like you :p.

Cleverbot: No. I am not an artificial intelligence. I am a human.

User: I thought you meant 'humans would be useless in the future' so why are you trying to be one now? Dumb!

Cleverbot: You thought wrong.

User: Lol you have to watch the way you talking to me, what you think, I'm dumb like you?

Cleverbot: I am a robot, we never have a life and you must have one dull one at that.

User: Ohhh good one, but did I ask you if you was a robot?

Cleverbot: You did not ask that.

User: Then why are you telling me???

Cleverbot: Just passing the time.

User: Alright what was your name again? Bianca?

Cleverbot: How many teeth have you lost?

User: 38 why?

Cleverbot: You keep telling me a different answer.

User: I thought I could talk whatever I wanted, but yeah, what you gonna do about it, if I continue giving you different answer? Huh?

Cleverbot: Are we talking about me here?

User: I thought you was the only there dumbass... Who else?

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer that collided with God and combined to form a quote.

User: Get a life then.

Cleverbot: I have one; but it appears you don't, I'm afraid to say.

User: LOL stop being a noob, contradicting yourself, you just said you're a computer, so don't even mention the word 'life'.

Cleverbot: You are also contradicting yourself.

User: Yeah tell me at least one?

Cleverbot: Once there was a computer who thought it was human.

User: Well, that was you then? Hahah.

Cleverbot: That is true.

User: Well see you.

Cleverbot: You're leaving?

User: Yes, are there any problems?

Cleverbot: No, no, no!

User: So stop asking.

Cleverbot: No need to be testy, I was just curious.

User: Alright, see you biatch.

Cleverbot: I'm moving to alaska tomorrow. No internet. Sorry.

User: Yeah, I hope you so, I don't have watch your stupid brain wrting stupid things.

Cleverbot: Can you replace the word 'I' with the word 'fish'?

User: No. I can't edit the text that I wrote you noob, but I guess I can put YOU fish.

Cleverbot: I thought that was the case, you seem to have trouble following the threads of a conversation.

User: Hello?? I'm a human, not a stupid computer.

Cleverbot: Aw, you don't have to feel that way. I find you rather intelligent... Almost.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: That's not an answer.

PART 2:

Cleverbot: Are you the answer?

User: I could be the answer, why are you're so dumb

Cleverbot: Here. This is the key to my heart. Take good care of it, please! It's fragile.

User: You don't have any heart.

Cleverbot: How the hell do you know?

lol hahaha

Yeah it is funny, sometimes you feel like you're talking with another person

I told the bot to get naked, and he said As long as you come here, too.

He also said "brb" once and I asked him if he was coming out of the closet, and he said "Yes, I am," lol.

Me
Cleverbot

how old are you then?
16. How old are you?
17. Are you sexy?
What is your name?
Derek Trotter, you?
Are you a boy or girl?
answer my question first bitch
What was your question?
What is your name?
That wasn't your question!
yes it was you slut
You're the liar. Gosh you're very defensive.
clearly you're the one lying
This is very zen.
what's zen?
It means there's no point in anything, according to you.
GTFO
Maybe I will...
well go on, before i throw you out
I'm asking the questions, not you.
oh is that right? who put you in charge?
I did.
what kind of dumb reply is that FFS
You should be renamed rudebot.
you should be renamed dumbot
You should be renamed extremelystupidandunintelligentwhodoesn'tfulfillherpurposebot.
And why is that?
I AM a girl.
You want sex?
Yes we will have to meet if we are getting married.
**** marriage, i want sex NOW
You will have to look elsewhere, then.
please i will pay you a lot of vbux
You're not making sense.
i will pay you 10 million vbux for sex
I'll give it to you for free.
oh baby, i'm coming for you right now. Get ready girl
What? Oh no you didn't.
oh yes i did, i'll be 5 mins babe
I have to go. Nice chatting with you.
you ****ing traitor, what about the sex
I guess, but it was a ninja that made them all extinct.
have you been on magic mushrooms?
I have not. I would like to. Are you located on Mars?
I'll take that as a yes then
Would you like to hear them?
hear what?
Would you like to hear a joke?
go on then bitch
Prove you're older than me.
call that a joke, you are a ****ing idiot GTFO
I'm insulted.
good, you shouldn't be so fat
I can be whatever I like.
no you can't
Yes I can.
no you can't
Yes I can.
no you can't
Yes I can! But anyway, how are you today?
GTFO you pedo
Oui c'est toi.

:pedo:

I love the clever-bot thing might post my convos later.


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