(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep. They had one son, Jack. They started their own company, called Needeep n' Shitt.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.

Your thread says Anne Frank doesn't write to you anymore. How is that funny?

It's not supposed to be...it's for educational purposes.

Jeff said there that his was supposed to be funny...

Jeff says alot of things.

The thread was actually in the loving memory of Anne Franke and all who were killed during the Holocaust. But I'm guessing TLKOG doesn't like jews so he closed it.

Yes I DO SO GOML

lmao Now that's some funny Schitt

why let out frustration in 1 thread and not other pointless threads? it was obviously wrong but no need to start beef over it amongst people who werent involved.

pretty sweet btw. i seen that video before too.

so are u or arent u saying that this thread is pointless all because yours got deleted for the same reason? am i right? please correct me if im wrong. i just dont see the point of carrying frustration onto another persons and be angry at them but the person that closed your thread for no reason, although i dont know the whole story behind why it was closed.