(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Eh, I saw the other posts on this and it looked pretty fun, so here goes.



User: Oh hai der.

Cleverbot: How you doing?

User: Im good, yourself?

Cleverbot: Yeah i'm good man.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Would you like a cookie?

User: Hell yeah, I love cookies!

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Do you have your own car?

User: Erm sure, why?

Cleverbot: I love you to *gets in bath with you*.

User: What the ****? You goin all gay on me?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Why am I Aimee? My parents christened me that way. What is your name?

User: No, why are you gay?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You just ****ing said you were!

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: -.

Cleverbot: You didn't, really.

User: I didnt what?

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: So you like dick?

Cleverbot: I have 2.

User: HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE 2 DICKS?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I don't like swear words.

User: Oh yeah? Tough shit.

Cleverbot: Tough?!

User: Yeah, tough.

Cleverbot: What's that mean?

User: Seriously?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you a dumbass?

Cleverbot: No, but you are.

User: Are you looking in a mirror?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yeah, im pretty sure you are.

Cleverbot: How could I be a computer?

User: I didnt say you were a computer...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: No, but arent you AI?

Cleverbot: I guess you could say that.

User: So why arent you intellegent?

Cleverbot: That depends.

User: Depends on what?

Cleverbot: The question.

User: Well, the question is why arent you intellegent.

Cleverbot: Because I obviously have no life.

User: Yeah I figured.

Cleverbot: This is a puzzle.

User: No its not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: No, its not.

Cleverbot: Yes its not.

User: NO ITS NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!!!

User: GOD DAMINT NO ITS NOT!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes it is!

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: No thanks been there.

lmao that is freaking funny

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: No thanks been there.