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the one rush said was far better, personally i dont think "mycoxafloppin" would make a good sounding joke past the age of 12.

just my opinion though.

cant have any fun on here without a bunch of bullshit.. and if you dont like it dont post and i didnt ask your opinion.

Haha... That's great man!

Although I kinda get Rushies but then again not!

How about this one. A gay guy goes to a tattoo parlor and asks for a truck on his dick! Tattooer asks what kind? The gay guy says you better make it a 4x4 because its gonna get muddy!

where's todays "joke of the day"
you cant miss out christmas!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

this is one of my best jokes