Post: Funny Sex-Related Facts! (Nothing Too Explicit)
07-09-2010, 09:09 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I found them on this webpage You must login or register to view this content., and had to share them with you all! =D

P.S. I don't think there's anything too "naughty" here, sorry if anything here is deemed unnecessary!

Originally posted by another user
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.

22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so :pedo:

Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!

For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.

The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.

"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross! :puke:

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.

The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.

In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

Sex burns 360 calories per hour.

Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.

The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life kissing.

The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.

The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

25% of women think money makes a man sexier.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation :O

Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.

Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.

Snakes have two sex organs.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.


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Night Wolf
07-09-2010, 11:23 PM #11
Camaro
Chevy Runs Deep
Lmao I dare someone to walk into their P.E. class naked if they're in the gym for the day and hand their teacher a note that says "The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." That is.. Once school starts again :p
07-10-2010, 01:16 AM #12
Originally posted by xRoyalFlush View Post
Lmao I dare someone to walk into their P.E. class naked if they're in the gym for the day and hand their teacher a note that says "The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked." That is.. Once school starts again :p


Better yet put it on YouTube =D

---------- Post added at 02:16 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:15 AM ----------

Originally posted by iRaNDoMiiZe View Post
May sound stupid, But is this real? :O


Yep all 100% real, kinda shocking I know lol :p
07-10-2010, 02:25 AM #13
Audio
Chi-town
Originally posted by JasonCheung View Post
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

awesome!!!! but STD :(


Nawww... the'll have a rats nest in their beards though.
07-10-2010, 03:08 AM #14
I want to be a lion.
07-10-2010, 03:15 AM #15
Durk
spending vbux, offer me..
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Being a male teenager must be tough for anybody with that LMAO
07-10-2010, 03:29 AM #16
Night Wolf
Rescue Me
Nice job. I enjoyed it very much.
07-10-2010, 08:54 AM #17
SuperProHD
Bounty hunter
Originally posted by xRoyalFlush View Post
Lmao I dare someone to walk into their P.E. class naked if they're in the gym for the day and hand their teacher a note that says "The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnasium which means "to exercise naked." That is.. Once school starts again :p


That would be highly embarrassing for some people in my year, In my school we just tend to kack them in the middle of the field. Lol.
07-10-2010, 11:10 AM #18
xinfectedsoulx
Daddy's home.
No wonder India has so many people. How much do Condoms cost there?

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