Post: Funny Sex-Related Facts! (Nothing Too Explicit)
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07-09-2010, 09:09 PM
#1
P.S. I don't think there's anything too "naughty" here, sorry if anything here is deemed unnecessary!
Originally posted by another user
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so :pedo:
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross! :puke:
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation :O
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so :pedo:
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than valium!
For every 'normal' webpage, there are five porn pages.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. Gross! :puke:
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they'll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means "to exercise naked."
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum.
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!
Sex burns 360 calories per hour.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don't.
The average person spends 2 weeks of it's life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. Do the math!
The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Humans, bonobo monkeys, and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation :O
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It's called parthenogenesis.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Snakes have two sex organs.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn't wear pants.
85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.
Comment away! :mudkip:
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07-09-2010, 09:44 PM
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JasonCheung
Can’t trickshot me!
07-09-2010, 10:08 PM
#6
BeefSneeze
idek anymore
Originally posted by FuSioNzPS3
I one about the beard is true guys... what?
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07-09-2010, 10:27 PM
#9
PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
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