Post: Your mommas so fat game
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07-11-2010, 02:10 PM
#1
BSLICER25
Black ops
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Ok i will start......
Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo
Heres alot more...
Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager
Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes
Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.
Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.
Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
07-11-2010, 07:23 PM
#11
Binary
The Guy With The Smiley
Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her hip hop.
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"
Yo mama's so old when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
07-12-2010, 06:06 AM
#14
FearLesS__xX
Keeper
Originally posted by Black
Heres a Few 
Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she's the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she'd be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec...
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we're in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Your Mom is so fat she's got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please."
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued..."
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "We don't do livestock."
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your Mom is so fat she could sell shade during the summer.
Your Mom is so fat when she get a cut, she bleeds milkshakes
Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.
Your Mom is so fat she whistles bass.
Your Mom is so fat she's the only one at the beach who gets a tan.
Your Mom is so fat she pays taxes in three different countries.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Your Mom is so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws
Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.
Your Mom is so fat she can walk around the world in three steps.
Your Mom is so fat if she were overthrown by a small militia, she'd be known as The Republic of Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after having a dream about marshmallows, she woke up and her pillows were gone.
Your Mom is so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes B.C, Edmonton, Toronto, Qubec...
Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant has a sign stating: Maximum Occupancy - 45 People or Your Mom.
Your Mom is so fat that after sex she smokes a ham.
Your Mom is so fat we're in her right now.
Your Mom is so fat that she has to wake up in sections.
Your Mom is so fat when she rolls over in bed she burns her ass on the light bulb.
Your Mom is so fat when she hauls ass she has to make two trips.
Your Mom is so fat that when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Your Mom is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the drive way.
Your Mom is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Your Mom is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Your Mom is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in.
Your Mom is so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Your Mom is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Your Mom is so fat she's got her own area code.
Your Mom is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Your Mom is so fat that her senior pictures had to be an arial view.
Your Mom is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER.
Your Mom is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Your Mom is so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Your Mom is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Your Mom is so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil.
Your Mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your Mom is so fat when she goes to a resturant, she takes one look at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Your Mom is so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "One at a time, please."
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "To be continued..."
Your Mom is so fat when she steps on a scale it reads, "We don't do livestock."
Your Mom is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Your Mom is so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your Mom is so fat the last time she layed on the beach, Greenpeace showed up and tried to push her back into the water.
Your Mom is so fat she uses Redwoods to pick her teeth.
Your Mom is so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts.
Your Mom is so fat when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
Your Mom is so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
07-13-2010, 06:42 PM
#18
GenghisKhan
I am error
07-13-2010, 06:46 PM
#19
Skittle1024
Brute
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