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50 Fun Things to do in a Public Toilet

1. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor an say, "Peek-a-boo!"
2. Compliment people on their shoes.
3. Introduce yourself "Hi, I'm the guy in the next stall..." to the person in the next stall and strike up a conversation "Did you know that farting is really very healthy...etc".
4. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantalope into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.
5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming in THEIR bowl...
6. Tell people that they're on TV. Point to some random spot on the far wall and ask them to "smile for the camera".
7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8. Simulate a drug deal.
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor while yelling, "Whoa!Easy Boy!!"
10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
12. Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small.Now what am I gonna to do?"
13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
16. Complain about the size of your penis.
17. Fill the liquid soap containers with motor oil.
18. Whisper, "Now spread your legs, honey. Oh yeah, that's it."
19. Say "Oops... missed" while swishing water out around the bowl and under the walls and door
into other stalls.
20. Fake an orgasm. (You don't actually have to fake it if you don't want to!)
21. Identify people who have not washed their hands. Follow them out of the bathroom and publicly announce this fact..
22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
23. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor.Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please.
24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house because my thingy's stuck in my fly?"
25. Demand to know where the glory holes are.
26. Stick your head over an occupied stall and ask for the time.
27. Write "Please use other end!" on the toilet paper.
28. Put on a hand puppet show underneath the stall next to you.
29. Offer refreshments.
30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
32. Charge admission.
33. Electrify metal urinals.
34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
35. Ask your neighbor, what you left behind looks like.
36. Leave Red dye in the stool
37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
38. Remove stall doors.
39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
41. Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard or whip-cream.
45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the paper towels if available.
46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
48. Have (mobile) phone sex while standing at a urinal.
49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
50. Oh Yeah... and the last one... "SHIT".

Edited the List. Enjoy

i like #44, lol lmao

I always do #7 especially in busy bathrooms, it was funny last summer in Disney Land =D

how about u just hit em hard and spray Liquid Ass™ so u will have the ultimate laugh?..

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i suggest to anyone to buy this thing. pure ass-shit stench combination in a can.
dont forget to check your shoes and play along and try your hardest to hide your laugh. u will laugh till your insides hurt, i guarantee it.

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LMAO, there are some good ones like 9 18 20 48 and then there are some stupid ones such as sandpaper and electrifying the piss pots. Hanging out in public bathrooms long enough to do that is worrying to say the least.