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Yo Moma so hairy she has afros on her nipples

too much flaming will go on here, so close this please.

Yo momma so fat, when she has heels on she strikes oil.

Yo mommas like a shotgun...five cocks and shes loaded and your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.

Yo Mommas Like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more Yo mommas like a Vacume , she sucks, blows, and finally gets laid back in the closet...

yo momma so black, she gets counted absent at night school

no racism intended. i have lots of african friends

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said "hey look they spelled MACYs wrong "

yo momma so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Yo momma so black when she goes for a swim in the ocean, she makes coffee!

(No racism intended)

Yo mammas soo fat she got baptised in sea world..

Can yoo tell your mum to stop changing her lipstick coz my shlong looks like a rainbow

Yo Momma is so old, she saw Passion of the Christ Live