1. Put your crash helmet on, you're going through the head board.


2. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?


3. There's a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it!


4. I'm not Fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock!


5. Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.


6. Hey let's go **** and do the talking later.


7. Girl, how long have you been in the oven, cause I know I felt something rising.


8. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?


9. Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!


10. I'm new in town, can you give me directions to your flat?


11. Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!


12. Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb!


13. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my mates we did anyway?


14. I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed


15. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


16. Is it hot in here or is it you?


17. F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?


18. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.


19. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.


20. How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?


21. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.


22. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.


23. Get your coat love, you've pulled.


24. I didn't believe in angels until I meet you!


25. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?


26. You are so hot, its girls like you that are the real reason for global warming


27. Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?


28. Hi, my name's Richard, will you be my Pretty Woman?


29. Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there


30. If its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours


31. Was you father a cement mixer? Because you sure make me hard.


32. Can you fix watches? Then put 2 hands on that!


33. I'm like Domino's Pizza, if you don't come in 30 minutes the next one is free...


34. You're like Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!


35. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!


36. Do you like jewelry? Suck this, it's a gem!


37. do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again


38. If i said u had a hot body would u hold it against me


39. My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!


40. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast.


41. "Are your legs tired"? Because you've been running through my mined all day


42. There are 256 bones in your body! Would u like another?


43. if i could re-arrange the alphabet i would put u and i together


44. I've lost my teddy bear.......do u want to sleep with me tonight?


45. Is your father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in your eyes ?


46. You gotta be a parking ticket or something because u got the word FINE written all over ya!



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Is your dad a chicken farmer? You sure raise some cocks! - Axiom


Is your dad a baker? Because those are some nice buns. - Ronald


(Not a one-liner but funny nonetheless) - Man: Did it hurt?
Woman: Did what hurt?
Man: When you fell from heaven..
Woman: Awwwwww
Man: Because your face looks pretty phucked up - bear2000210


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