(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); My morning on NextGenUpdate starts after getting very angry playing MW2. I log on to NextGenUpdate and post a thread saying "MW2 is really gay!11!11!" and repeat the phrase in the Shoutbox. From there, I eat, eat again and then take a shit, only to eat once more. After that, I go on NextGenUpdate again and try to post a thread to get a lot of rep. So instead of posting something useful and unique, I find news from another site and copy the thread. After that fails, I make a thread giving away vbux for rep. I really love NextGenUpdate and the reps I get. NextGenUpdate also has a lot of cool smilies. I'm only 11 but if I click a button I can make a lady shake her boobies, like this :tits:! Oh boy my mom would be very angry if she saw this, but I like it a whole bunch, I've never seen REAL boobies before, girls are icky. Anways I just wanted you guys to know I love NextGenUpdate

:carling:

1 fail? :n:

I too love NGU. I love coming on and seeing another stupid thread that some stupid kid posted after he recently found something out that, too everyone else, is common knowledge. I especially enjoy reading "+rep me/nominate/thank me!! lolz!!!". That really makes me happy.

One of my most enjoyable pass-times on NGU is sitting in the shoutbox, watching regular members incessantly spamming "can anyone prestige hack my mw2 account!?!?! LOLZ?!?!". There's nothing like associating yourself with the lowest people on the social chain to make you feel better about yourself.

So, I can understand why you're serious Richie, for I too am serious as well aslo...

Are you cereal?

I'm ssthuper ssthereal...

lol.............

Finally someone who shares my passion!

Now THAT's a cool story, bro.

Cool story bro.