Post: How to spot a FANBOY!!!!
07-23-2010, 02:36 AM #1
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
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How To Spot a Fanboy!!!




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Well Im pretty sure many of us have encountered many fanboys in our gaming "careers" We all know that is the kid that no one likes in school and attempts very hard to fit in. So today I will show you the main characteristics of a fanboy and how to torture them.


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1. Look out for names such as


  • xX--iiSniiPeZZ-Not Happy or Sad--xXxzuu-88
  • Optic_
  • a name that includes SiiK or SiNz
  • Names that are almost impossible to read


2.Find their weakness'


  • Most of these noobs will try to Quickscope/NoScope but majority of them are shit terrible.

  • Some like to rush and try to dropshot

  • Others camp like no tomorrow


3.Exploit their weakness'

You can challenge them to a 1v1 ( Only do this if you are good)

Noobtube with OMA DC and you will most definitely get screaming kids or inbox full of hate messages from these fanboys.

These fanboy's care way too much about their K/D do what ever you can to make them go negative.

4. After you beat them

make them very pissed. give them direct threats such as "I'm going to cut off my pubes and shove them up your nostrils and that won't even be close to how badly you just got raped by my skills"

5.Act big

if your lucky they will start to cry on the mic. It is really funny and if you are lucky enough to hear a fanboy cry then you have officially earned the Im Sexy Badge!![/B]

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I hope you all have learnt something and and I hope I have motivated you to not be a fanboy.

Oh Yea rep or thank is appreciated if this brightened up your day or gave you a laugh
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07-23-2010, 03:00 AM #11
Naruto
Dark Knight
Hmm this is why I don;t play onlie much. Damn kids these days:p
07-23-2010, 04:19 AM #12
MW2: n00bs Tubes and Camping, I hope COD B.O. is more intelligence then abusive certain guns and attachment's.
07-23-2010, 04:26 AM #13
look at what i got
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07-23-2010, 07:14 AM #14
Gaia
Former Staff
I just can't stand people with name like XxJaiLbReAkRxX, hate names like those, hard to read, and very annoying.
07-23-2010, 07:15 AM #15
that hilarious
07-23-2010, 08:08 AM #16
ogbrandon
UnforgivenGamer
Great post! Smile[/color]
07-23-2010, 11:38 AM #17
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Roar
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Originally posted by aZlan View Post
I don'y deal with those fags so i have no experience.

Sorry =D


fags? really...don't get me started
07-23-2010, 11:43 AM #18
i hate fanboy i honestly do
and there stupid names are just daft
and OMA quality i think
just something good to use when your bored, and feeling nooby
07-23-2010, 11:51 AM #19
Encopresis
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Nice post dude!

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