Post: How to spot a FANBOY!!!!
07-23-2010, 02:36 AM #1
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
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How To Spot a Fanboy!!!




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Well Im pretty sure many of us have encountered many fanboys in our gaming "careers" We all know that is the kid that no one likes in school and attempts very hard to fit in. So today I will show you the main characteristics of a fanboy and how to torture them.


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1. Look out for names such as


  • xX--iiSniiPeZZ-Not Happy or Sad--xXxzuu-88
  • Optic_
  • a name that includes SiiK or SiNz
  • Names that are almost impossible to read


2.Find their weakness'


  • Most of these noobs will try to Quickscope/NoScope but majority of them are shit terrible.

  • Some like to rush and try to dropshot

  • Others camp like no tomorrow


3.Exploit their weakness'

You can challenge them to a 1v1 ( Only do this if you are good)

Noobtube with OMA DC and you will most definitely get screaming kids or inbox full of hate messages from these fanboys.

These fanboy's care way too much about their K/D do what ever you can to make them go negative.

4. After you beat them

make them very pissed. give them direct threats such as "I'm going to cut off my pubes and shove them up your nostrils and that won't even be close to how badly you just got raped by my skills"

5.Act big

if your lucky they will start to cry on the mic. It is really funny and if you are lucky enough to hear a fanboy cry then you have officially earned the Im Sexy Badge!![/B]

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I hope you all have learnt something and and I hope I have motivated you to not be a fanboy.

Oh Yea rep or thank is appreciated if this brightened up your day or gave you a laugh
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Corvette, Naruto
07-23-2010, 02:38 AM #2
Naruto
Dark Knight
Haha this is actually pretty funny!:p
07-23-2010, 02:40 AM #3
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
Originally posted by Naruto
Haha this is actually pretty funny!:p


Thank you very much sir.

I am glad I have brought some laughter into your day.
07-23-2010, 02:42 AM #4
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Roar
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cod fanboys** please? Fanboy--i was thinking i'd get a good starwars post :(
07-23-2010, 02:44 AM #5
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
Originally posted by LADYSKILLZZ View Post
cod fanboys** please? Fanboy--i was thinking i'd get a good starwars post :(


I don'y deal with those fags so i have no experience.

Sorry =D
07-23-2010, 02:46 AM #6
Slur
~nice guys finish last
Brightened up my day by alot. Not as much as porn though. Especially love the CUT OFF YOUR PUBES AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSTRILS part.
07-23-2010, 02:46 AM #7
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
This is how cod is now days. This is why I stopped playing Mw2.
07-23-2010, 02:47 AM #8
Shootprado
Newton Nation 1
great thread if found a couple of them
anyone that talks shit i 1v1 them and just rape em then they make excuses or back out fast lol
07-23-2010, 02:53 AM #9
aZlan
Never come on here anymore
Originally posted by Dopeys
great thread if found a couple of them
anyone that talks shit i 1v1 them and just rape em then they make excuses or back out fast lol


This is already more successful then I thought it would ever be.
07-23-2010, 02:59 AM #10
Goone
Looking for Suzzy
1. this is gay
2. you spent time to write this
3. gay

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