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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Wish granted but Moon People hate Earth? :confused:
I want to blend in like this
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Wish Granted, but you're to fat to stand up next to them
I wish for an immortal rainbow pony

Wish Granted, but the rainbows make it gay and it tries to bang you every chance it gets
I wish to have NASA's and Microsoft's Internet power

Wish Granted, but you get assassinated when people hear about it
I wish for an unbreakable phone

but it doesnt work =D
I wish that i could be the best fighter ever.

Wish granted, but you'll fight like a woman.
I wish I could kill Justin Bieber with my fists.

Wish granted, but since the previous guy is Justin Bieber (who else fights like a girl seriously), the fact that you kill the best fighter ever create a space-continuum loop and as a result you become Justin Bieber yourself.

I wish Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer wasn't so frustrating

Wish granted. Infinityward made an update patch but your internet connection disconnected forever so you couldnt update.

I wish for a finger

Wish granted...

You became a finger and just comitted suicide...

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Wake up and smell the coffee son...
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Welcome to the real world!


I wish for a guitar...