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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

wish granted but i take most of it im so hungry:wtf: haha wtf guy is fuuny
i wish i could look like the wtf smiley

Wish granted but thats the only emotion you have for the rest of your life
I wish to look like this :derp:

wish granted, but you are locked away and executed 28 days later.
I wish I was premium

wish soon granted, but you owe me $10
i wish for sex with sara

Wish granted, but it's just her Shadow.
I wish for my beard to grow faster.

Wish granted, but your sack has to drop first JK
I wish for a Mohawk

Wish Granted, but it is mowed off by a crazy neat hair fanatic, lol.
I wish for a pie with my favorite flavors in it.

wish granted i wish all 10th lobbys were free

Wish granted but hte 10th lobbies turn out to be FAKE
I wish for a Mouse <:3 )~

I'll ruin it for you.... Wish granted but your favorite flavor is now Crap