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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Granted but its on the moon
I wish i was black

Granted, but you get blamed for a crime you didn't commit and get sentenced to life in prison. God damn racial tension's a bitch, ain't it?

I wish everything was perfect for everyone (every single person in this world), and that my wish cannot be ruined in ANY way. No faults, no loop-holes, nothing.

Aliens Come Down Kill Everyone But You Left Alone For 100 Years With No One To Talk To.

My Wish Is My Pony Get Super Powers And Kills Every Living Thing In The Universe In My Name

Naw ah ah, can't ruin my wish. :carling:

Wish granted, and it kills you too, then itself, so nothing was really accomplished. No one remembers your name. And the beings in another universe laugh at your failure.

I wish music were free.

Wish granted but, but you have to let xBEARJ3W Buttseks you to hear the songs
I wish for a Golden Penis

Wish granted but its on my body
I wish for a left shoe

Don't need to ruin your wish. It ruins itself. If everyone is perfect, no one will die, if the population increases at it's normal rate, it will start to increase at an exponential rate, until every square inch of earth is covered with people.

Back on-topic:

Granted but it has a bomb in it.

A lack of death isn't perfection in my book. Perfection is living the life to the fullest without anything to get in the way of it.

I didn't mean the general meaning of perfection, I meant my definition of perfection. Which isn't specifically perfect for everyone, but if life was perfect, no one would even know I wished for anything at all.

Ummm No wishes...
So anyway i guess ill wish for that right shoe now