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This is the easiest game ever.
Posts should be set-up like this:
Wish Granted, Way you ruin the above users wish
Your Wish

Example:
Above users wish: I wish for money
Next User way of ruining wish: Wish Granted, but you are robbed as you get the money.
Same users wish: I wish for candy

And this process continues.

Ok, I'll start.

I wish for a gift on these forums :p

Granted....But a lion eats your banana(ur c0ck)
I wish I could have sex with you!

Wish not granted...no one can be as powerfull as him!

I wish i had a dumptruck!

Wish granted but its a truck filled with $hit and is dumped on you.
Before =D After :black:
I wish for a Fruit Roll-Up

Wish granted but Lady gaga rubs her balls on it!!!

I wish I had 1 million youtube subs!

wish granted, but someone hacked your account
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i wish to go to heaven......

With Granted, but Heaven has no women...or porn
I wish for one of Binarys cookies.

wish granted but the cookies are tainted by justin beibers gayness

i wish i wasnt so sexy cause im always getting attacked by girls

Wish granted, but now fat ugly chicks are attacking you with sticks.

I wish I could sexytime Tila Tequila.