Originally posted by Tayzz
Never, you have a 1 inch.
I wish to be a millionaire by the end of the day.
You don't get the idea of the game, the idea is to grant the wish and provide a downside of it that effectively ruins it. For instance, for his wish I would have said "Granted, but she has very long, sharp teeth." Also, you're not supposed to outright insult the person above you...
As for your wish, granted, but you win your money in a lawsuit that arose from a freak accident involving a toaster, a pillow, and a shoe that caused you to simultaneously lose all sense of sight, smell, sound, taste, and touch.
I wish Half-Life 3 will be delayed another 3 weeks.