Post: Inferno's How-To Fart Guide
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07-30-2010, 01:55 AM
#1
Inferno_Ace
Hi
So I know everyone here has gas and some people don't know what to do with it well you will learn today with Inferno's How-To Fart Guide. 
Okay, so lets say you have just ate a huge meal and you are very full. Now gas is building up inside you, and it will have to go somewhere, right?
Step 1. Using your mind and your rectum, time your farts so you don't end up doing anything in inappropriate places. If you do, cough immediately afterwards.
Step 2. Excuse yourself and hurry to the bathroom especially if you feel a slight exiting of bodily fluids.
Step 3. In the bathroom, you can make a loud "jackhammer" fart. Those don't usually smell that bad. Any other loud or silent fart can stink up the whole place.
Step 4. Stand in a single place and don't move until the fart is over. Some farts can last for fifteen seconds
Step 5. Spray the room with an air freshener.
Hopefully this will help you in the future, and remember to wash your hands.
~Inferno
Okay, so lets say you have just ate a huge meal and you are very full. Now gas is building up inside you, and it will have to go somewhere, right?
Step 1. Using your mind and your rectum, time your farts so you don't end up doing anything in inappropriate places. If you do, cough immediately afterwards.
Step 2. Excuse yourself and hurry to the bathroom especially if you feel a slight exiting of bodily fluids.
Step 3. In the bathroom, you can make a loud "jackhammer" fart. Those don't usually smell that bad. Any other loud or silent fart can stink up the whole place.
Step 4. Stand in a single place and don't move until the fart is over. Some farts can last for fifteen seconds
Step 5. Spray the room with an air freshener.
Hopefully this will help you in the future, and remember to wash your hands.
~Inferno
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07-30-2010, 05:17 PM
#11
Inferno_Ace
Hi
07-30-2010, 06:38 PM
#12
JTRaines92
GOOD
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