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I can't really remember all of my fights but,
I was in a fight in 5th grade with my friend who thought he could kick my ass. I won.

My second fight happened in 8th grade with my best friend, me and him were bro's until we were talking about each others brothers and we were just stupid back then. So anyways after leaving class he shoves me into the wall and tries to punch me in the face and i dodge it and shove him into the wall cause he's my bro and bros don't punch bros =D. We stopped fighting when a teacher came and broke it up. We're bro's again =D. I don't really like fighting unless your annoying, if i have to, or if you get me really pissed =D.

So yeah those were my fights. Lets hear yours.

If you don't know how to fight or don't have experience then follow these steps.

Step 1
Analyze the situation. How many people are involved? Do you have backup? Do they have backup? Analyzing the situation is, by far, the most important step. If you weigh 120 pounds, you will probably not be able to win a fight against three 400-pound body building ultimate fighters. Know your limits. If you know you can't win, run away.

Step 2
Decide to fight or fly. If you must fight, the idea is to eliminate the threat as quickly as possible. Put something between you and your opponent. This could be a car, your outstretched arms or some kind of blunt weapon.

Step 3
Assume that your opponent is a trained fighter and wants to hurt you. This is the way you must approach any confrontation. Never underestimate the person you're fighting or you could end up getting hurt. If a weapon is available, use it because your opponent certainly will. A weapon can be anything from a lighter wrapped in your fist to a baseball bat. If you are in a life or death situation, all's fair. Use whatever is available to defend yourself.

Step 4
Catch your opponent off guard. Attack as quickly as possible. If you have a weapon, aim for the midsection or the knees. Either of these places will immobilize someone if you hit them hard enough. This will also lessen the risk of hurting someone more than you intended.

Step 5
Go for the quick knockout. If you don't have a weapon, strike your foe with a closed fist in an upward motion. Try to connect at the point where the jaw bone connects to the side of the head. If you hit them hard enough, they won't be getting back up.

Step 6
Continue attacking until your enemy stops attacking you. When you are no longer in danger, you should stop attacking to prevent injuring your opponent any more than you need to.

Step 7
Assess the situation again after landing a successful attack. Remember, in the eyes of the law once you have immobilized a person you are no longer acting in self defense. This means if you continue beating someone who is laying on the ground you will not be able to claim that you were in danger. If your opponent is no longer on his feet or is no longer attempting to engage, you should get away as quickly as possible.

Step 8
Alert the authorities of the situation as soon as you can. If the person you fought with is badly injured, you need to call for medical help as well.


Here's a picture of a fight =D You must login or register to view this content.

i wanna a fight with you

i guy accidently walked into me so i pulled out my frozen chicken assasins creed style and launched directly into his scrotum!.

I've Only Been In One Fight And I Was 12 I Just Grabbed A Long Stick Log Of Wood And Swing It So Hard I Knock The Girl Out Then There Mother Comes Out I Run It Went Really A Fight But She Was Taking The Piss So Much And Who Leaves Piles Of Wood Outside Their House Its Really Dangerous When I'm Around I Grab Anything I Can A Put All My Weight Into A Single Blow Trust Me They Won't be Getting Back Up

I been in a fight just once xP
I punched him in the stomach and face.Boom the end

I haven't been in one, but I find this one funny, this red head guy was making fun of the indian guy, the indian got pissed so he got up and threw the red head, he only picked him up and drop him, the red head got up but stacked it, other people thought the indian guy pushed him, it was hilarious, cause the indian guy is usually the one that gets teased alot, as well as the red one, but the red one is cooler then the indian, no offence to any of you(s) in here,
And the next one was when i was in year 2, some kid jacked my friend's ball, so I went and took the ball of them, the next thing I knew was when i turned around, they were bolting at me, I ran to a flower bed, it was like a square-ish shape, one of them approached to me on one side so I punched him in the stomach, a teacher came so I just threw the ball back to my friend and ran away to the bathroom, that where I always hide when I hit someone :p but what I realise was, that the ball that I took wasn't my friend's ball, he said it was his friend's friend that took the ball, and because of him, I got in deep shit

inb4 recall about fight in cod

1st 10 fights:

Me beating up the two fat kids all the time in my neighborhood.


11th fight:
Thought I was a badass from beating on the fat kids, fought this karate kid.. I got my ass kicked. My cousin was talking shit to this guy so we went to his house like 5 deep, all my cousins friend's pussied out and I wasn't going to leave without someone fighting because I don't believe in talking shit without doing something. I threw the first punch and then got hit about 15 times in like 30 seconds.

12th fight:
I was a junior and this freshman kid was beating on his girlfriend then stepped to me all cocky like, it was after the final bell rang there were no teachers anywhere to be found. I stomped on this kid for about 15 minutes before it finally getting broken up. This kid's parent's pressed charges, I got expelled from school and did 6 months of Anger Management.

13th fight (2 years ago):
Just got out of Basic Combat Training went to a highschool house party with my older brother, someone got cocky with him so I threw a full can of beer at this guy and followed up with tons of punches. Another guy came from the side with a bottle of patron to my mouth. Knocked out my two front teeth, I stepped back pulled two teeth out and continued to rock this party. My brother and I literally rocked like 10 kids total, it was amazing. I wish it would've been on camera. Some little girl decided to follow us out talking shit after we had beat down this whole party basically and got bitch slapped. Epic Night.

14th fight:
Operation Iraqi Freedom ;P

15th fight (less than a year ago):
Stole a bunch of percosets from some guy and beat him up, I then got jumped later in the night and stomped in the pavement by a few big ass dudes once I got out of my car.

16th and final fight:
My brother and I once again got in a fight, it was us and another guy vs 2 guys. We pretty much rocked these guys as it was 3vs2. Cops got called, we tried to run while drunk. Cops slammed my face in a tree and I spent the night in the County Jail
Jail sucks ass, once you're 18 be careful fighting cause you will goto jail and jail is way worse than Iraq.

i was in a couple of fights, my 1st fight was agenst a smart ass from my school. he was in his little gang and th0ugh it would be fun to start on the quiet lad, but i seen him on his own after school and delt with em there, the next fight was agenst my dads m8 it was a friendly but still hurt (i got my ass kicked) and the last fight i can remember was again in school, a boy called david craven, we were sitting in technology and he starts asking me questions trying to be cool to his friends like " do you have puubes" & "are you a frigit" i ignored (to stupid to insult) then he called my girlfriend a whore (i was sitting right beside her) and i riped his leg off =D

Just showing you that you're not the only one that can be a Troll!Haha!But other from that,you're super,man!

Look!It's your brothers and sisters!:y:

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