1st 10 fights:
Me beating up the two fat kids all the time in my neighborhood.
11th fight:
Thought I was a badass from beating on the fat kids, fought this karate kid.. I got my ass kicked. My cousin was talking shit to this guy so we went to his house like 5 deep, all my cousins friend's pussied out and I wasn't going to leave without someone fighting because I don't believe in talking shit without doing something. I threw the first punch and then got hit about 15 times in like 30 seconds.
12th fight:
I was a junior and this freshman kid was beating on his girlfriend then stepped to me all cocky like, it was after the final bell rang there were no teachers anywhere to be found. I stomped on this kid for about 15 minutes before it finally getting broken up. This kid's parent's pressed charges, I got expelled from school and did 6 months of Anger Management.
13th fight (2 years ago):
Just got out of Basic Combat Training went to a highschool house party with my older brother, someone got cocky with him so I threw a full can of beer at this guy and followed up with tons of punches. Another guy came from the side with a bottle of patron to my mouth. Knocked out my two front teeth, I stepped back pulled two teeth out and continued to rock this party. My brother and I literally rocked like 10 kids total, it was amazing. I wish it would've been on camera. Some little girl decided to follow us out talking shit after we had beat down this whole party basically and got bitch slapped. Epic Night.
14th fight:
Operation Iraqi Freedom ;P
15th fight (less than a year ago):
Stole a bunch of percosets from some guy and beat him up, I then got jumped later in the night and stomped in the pavement by a few big ass dudes once I got out of my car.
16th and final fight:
My brother and I once again got in a fight, it was us and another guy vs 2 guys. We pretty much rocked these guys as it was 3vs2. Cops got called, we tried to run while drunk. Cops slammed my face in a tree and I spent the night in the County Jail

Jail sucks ass, once you're 18 be careful fighting cause you will goto jail and jail is way worse than Iraq.