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Example:
I Never scratched a Monkeys back, riding a unicycle over a Lake of Lava to my Grandmas house, while I was trying to save Peach from Bowser's Castle :derp:
or
I Never went to South America

I Never fought Spider-man and Venom while they were on a honeymoon in Alaska eating Polar Bears and Pandas

Never have I ever blackmailed someone while shaving my head in a car accident while molesting a tree with my poodle's collar on an airplane in South Dakota singing 'Rocky Raccoon' searching for delicious gumdrops from Denver, Colorado that change colors while you eat them with gravy donuts in September amidst an hour after trying to open a doorknob with my right foot while standing on a giant golf ball with the same foot in the middle of a Fall of Troy concert picking at my nostrils and dreaming of unicorns picking daisies in the middle of Winter, but not before first checking with my physician in case there's a history of heart problems in my family to keep me from having too much yummy in my tummy after going to the local post office to by myself some stamps so I can mail this letter to you before I go to the circus tomorrow so I can see the clowns and those silly dogs that ride tricycles, eat children, and sing while blackmailing anyone while shaving their heads during a car accident.

i never jizzed in public

I Never hit a girl. Sorry for whoever posted this before but its true...

I never fell of a quad bike back wards while going 100mph forwards while being raped by :pedo: on the back which did slightly feel nice in my mind but it never happened soo... anyway, at the same time-I was being licked by a zebra named Day which isn't allowed to plant it's tomatoes in spring because it had a severe case of diarreah last wednesday and planting it's tomatoes in spring is strictly forbidden by the monkey family of nothingness.

[quote='[xG]RawR;1519641']I never fell of a quad bike back wards while going 100mph forwards while being raped by :pedo: on the back which did slightly feel nice in my mind but it never happened soo... anyway, at the same time-I was being licked by a zebra named Day which isn't allowed to plant it's tomatoes in spring because it had a severe case of diarreah last wednesday and planting it's tomatoes in spring is strictly forbidden by the monkey family of nothingness.[/quote]

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Way to be creative guys
-I Never farted on a dogs face while he was taking a dump on a baby that was peeing on a cat humping a hamster that was making love to a water bottle

I never hated on someone :y:

I was never told that humping donkeys were alot more vicious than humping cookies until I found out that cookies don't breathe so I killed it and myself with a giant 84865 foot foam hammer which was filled with helium so it floated me up into a airplanes jet turbines.

I never understood what a penis is.