Post: Vulva Original !
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08-14-2010, 03:29 PM
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-Smithy-
Call Me Sherminator !
Okay. So I have seen an advert of Vulva Original when looking through youtube. I thought I would share it with you guys. I have never seen quite a product ! It made me laugh so hard ! Okay, I have not bought the product but anyway, here is some info on the product and what it actually is in a full summary...
I was going to post a link to the site, but I saw some :tits: on the intro page and was not too sure what the staff of the site would think of the site to be a 'possible' soft porn site ?
I was going to post a link to the site, but I saw some :tits: on the intro page and was not too sure what the staff of the site would think of the site to be a 'possible' soft porn site ?
[multipage=About the product (video)... Vulva !]
Okay, so here is a video which advertises the vulva product. If you have no idea what 'Vulva Original' is yet, after this video you will !
[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiz4-95O0A8&feature=player_embedded[/ame]
Maybe a caption at the end of the video should say 'Ever get the urge to smell like a warm, swetty vagina ! Well now, you can smell like it all day, every day ! Hassle free !'
About the product itself
Vulva Original is the perfume that smells like a vagina (With a name like that, it had better). Is this a good idea? I can’t tell. In theory it could be a good idea, but is it really a good idea? Please weigh in on the comments if you have an opinion about this. Not an opinion of vaginas in general please, but of this particular product.
DALLAS - A new scent claims to accurately capture the “the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman.”
Vulva Original bills itself not as a perfume, but an erotic feminine scent designed to offer pleasure and arousal by smelling it.
It is not clear what compromises the concoction but it is advertised as being a “slightly yellow, desirable substance” that contains “more organic content.”
Users are urged to apply it to certain areas of the body via a roll-on applicator.
The product, apparently available only online via its official Web site, sells for about $33.
The site is peppered with provocative photos and opens with a video depicting a woman working out on a stationary exercise bike.
[multipage=Vulva ! Product Reviews]
These are some reviews of the product which I found, it is obviously hard to take an invention such as this one seriously, which you will see in some of the reviews.
Mike "I have not seen an item like this, it's fascinating in every way. I think it's great for people to have the opportunity where they can smell like a sweaty vagina all day long".
Andy Bezznor "This is a must have product for any vagina enthusiast".
Steff Jones "My wife is offen busy during the week days, we don't get much action anymore due to her being busy. So I thought I would taste some, just to see if it replicated the taste aswell as the smell. I burned my mouth, seems that I have some sort of a reaction to Vulva"
-Smithy "It smells of infected piss ! Which gives me the impression that the designers wife needs to get her bladder checked out, or maybe have a shower ?"
^ Thought I might aswell add my own review
Even though I have not bought the product itself. [multipage=Summary/Conclusion]
So, my thought on this item is, it is in the market for losers ? Come on ! Why would a married man or a serious guy buy a perfume (as such) like this one, other than to joke around and tip it all over a pissed mate who has passed out and then put a photo shopped picture by his side of him and some fat chick together.
Honestly, I find it seriously hard to take a product such as this one seriously... A scent which smells like vagina !
Just imagine wearing this scent to a business meeting, or going to work or school/college/university smelling of over powered clunge !
Im just thinking of the next product which will be made by this company. It will be for 'women' and here are a possible few names to take into consideration:
- Testicular Galore !
- Le Deluxe Foreskin !
- Semen Original !
- 'Scent de petite' by Garry Glitter ! (OUCH !) :L
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Maybe you guys could reply with some of your own names for the next scent which could be created by this company !
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed me thread !
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed me thread !
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