Post: TairyHesticles' Guide to Intelligent Posting
08-15-2010, 04:55 AM #1
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The Guidelines

1. 1337 speak is NOT cool.
Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

0MG 1 R 73 1337!!!!!11!1!!!! 1

Banned......


2. Going off topic = BAD!

Originally posted by Intelligent

The topic is cats.


Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

OMG I just ate a taco!

Bye.


3. Use the search tool, no one likes answering a question that has already been answered 36 times.

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

OMG I think I know how to unlock the Spinning Skull in MW2!

Use the search tool, this has only been brought up 58 TIMES!


4. Please post new threads in THE CORRECT SECTION!

Originally posted by Posted

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

How do I get Microsoft Live?

Facepalm




5. Check your spelling and grammar.... PLEASE!

Originally posted by Grammar

Originally posted by Noob

am -rep bcz i r 1337 and u r noob

That sentence is weak and lacks spell check...


Try this: I have a negative reputation count because I am elite and you are a noob.

6. Post count, it is NOT everything

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

OMG I have reached 1,000 posts!!

Read TairyHesticles Guide to Intelligent Posting. Thread locked


7. Yes, we understand getting siggied is exciting but it is NOT like getting an award.

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems...

Lol, Siggied.

OMG I'm siggied!?!?!?! This is the greatest day of my life!!

Meh, if you're going to act like that about it, never mind...


8. NO ONE wants to know what came out of you today.

(No quotes provided)

9. Please bear in mind not all of us are over 13.

Originally posted by 9

Originally posted by Noob

Oh my %(^% gawd! What %(& in the ^(*&^(*& pistachio ((&^(*&^ over the &^(&*^(* rainbow!

What do all those (&*^( words mean?
Because I think I will start telling them to my mother.


10. If you make a thread stating reasons why you should be a mod, you probably should NOT be a mod...

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Why was I not made a mod?!? I mean seriously! You cannot GET a better candidate!

Please read TairyHesticles Guide to Intelligent Posting and see why you will not be made a mod.

And you were going to be next too...


11. If it is random and spammy, or something that's already been posted, it's probably gunna go to the in the dumpster.

Originally posted by NextGenUpdate

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

This thread is all about SPAM!

Closed.



12. 1337 speak is STILL not cool.

13. DON'T ABUSE THE SMILEYS!!

(No quotes, I am not teh hipocrate!!!11!!!1)

14. No one likes a deputy.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Can the next mod to see this lock this waste of space?

*sigh*


15. Try to make sense with whatever you are saying.
Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by An

I am three houses from the coconut tree in the south where we got diamonds in our mouths.

Umm....

huh..... I see.....


16. Calling someone a n00b does NOT make you superior.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

The mods are n00bs!!!!

..........Do I even need to say it?..........


17. If you are not a mod, you don't always need to act like one.
Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Go away n00b, you are not allowed to post in this thread anymore.

Umm...


18. When playing forum games, please READ THE RULES.
Originally posted by TairyHesticles

Originally posted by noob

I call in my army of pigeons to take the hill!

WTF, read the rules please. >.<


19. Don't double post please...

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

Originally posted by Noob

I fire a cannon that blows you off the hill.

Oh, and I take the hill...

There's a little thing in your post called an "edit" button. Use it instead of double posting.


20. It's fine to express your opinions in your sig but NO ONE enjoys you trying to get into debates about your opinions.

Originally posted by Someone

Originally posted by Noob

Obama is a noob!

Interesting...


21.Spinning Skull Theories go in the thread.
Originally posted by Err...

Originally posted by Noob

OMG I haz it hump a dead cow and get a nuke while eating a banana!!!112 Give me teh +rep!

Err...


22. Using to many '...'s' makes you look insane.

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Weirdo

Yes...they're mine...mine!...my precious...yes...hahahaha...go away...

WTH?


23. You don't have to get banned to be a spammer.

I mean, look around you! People with 3k+ posts and no ban!

24. Size 7 font is annoying, ok!

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

OMG!

Omg...


25. FTW = For The Win.

26. White text is stupid, why is it even an option? Not a number, just a thought.

(No quotes provided, it's pointless!)
Ahh what the hell.

Originally posted by Me

Why are you highlighting this? It's looks like white space! How did you know there was something written here?


27. h@x0r speak isn't cool either.

(No quotes, I am not fluent in h@x0r.)

28. Posting another thread about why your game/thread got locked, and then trying to start the game again, will probably get you banned.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

OMG! Why did the mods lock my thread?!? I just wanted to find out who everyone's least favorite mod was!

It's days like these I wonder why I became a mod...
*clicks the lock button*
*clicks the ban button.*


29. Begging for rep, probably won't get you anywhere...

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

OMG plz give me rep I wantz it back!

Um...

Wow...

No, your annoying anyways...


30. Nothing can excuse laziness.

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by N00b

I knuws I cn'f spiel, it cs I'n Dislecsic.

That's a terrible excuse...


31. Note, English is the only acceptable language on the forum.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Oh yeah la mijhfj ijisjf jism idj

Ba-Ba-Ba-Banned!

Note: Above random letters represent another language being used.

32. Cross-posting is annoying, if someone wants to respond to your topic, they should only have to do it in one thread.

Originally posted by NextGenUpdate

Originally posted by Noob

Anyone hear what Dopey called Obama?



Originally posted by NextGenUpdate

Originally posted by Noob

Anyone hear what Dopey called Obama?



Originally posted by Moderator

Cross-Posting... I hate thee deeply...
Enjoy the ban.


33. You are better off letting the filter block your word then trying to dodge it.

(I'm lazy, let's just pretend I have a little quote here with some noob trying to dodge the filter and a mod banning them.)

34. Reviving threads without a reason is a bad idea.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

I don't want to let this thread die!

*sigh* You again?


35. You are not cool until you've hit 50k posts. Until then, STFU about post count. Happy

36. Discussing -rep can get you more -rep.

Originally posted by TairyHesticles

No seriously.


37. It really isn't cool to have alot of negative (or positive really) rep, people will not think you are, per say, BA...

38. Putting "Your Mom" as a choice in a poll is childish and immature. And completely unnecessary.

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Noob

*makes a somewhat serious poll with "Your Mom" as an option*

Ugh... Not another one. *dereps*


39. Do not tempt the mods, they are more then happy to issue a ban just because you annoy them.

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Originally posted by Moderator

Originally posted by Noob

Hey Mod! Mod! Mod! Mod! Modddd! Mod! Mod! Dude! DUDE! I gotta tell you something!

OMG WHAT!?

Hi Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

*Issues rage ban*


40. When debating make sure you have some knowledge on the topic. And remember there is ALWAYS someone who knows more then you.

Originally posted by Master

Originally posted by Noob

Columbus is the greatest American hero! We wouldn't be around if he hadn't sailed the Pacific Ocean, like, a hundred years ago. And he was a good President.

Except he sailed the Atlantic and in 1492, not to mention he wasn't even alive during the American Revolution. Do you know ANYTHING about Columbus at all?


41. This rule is the answer to everything, never forget that.

42. Don't tell us about the illicit activities you do. WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!

Originally posted by Intelligent

Originally posted by Pothead

Dude, I just smoked a joint and I am TRIPPIN'!!

Did you by any chance know that's illegal?


43. If in doubt, check the Guide! Also, can we start calling this "The Guide"? You know what, I'm not even asking. I'm tellling. From now on, this should be referred to as "The Guide", no exceptions.

Wow I just wasted an hour and half. Make it worth it, show me some love if you found the thread funny/informative.
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08-15-2010, 03:51 PM #11
exTacy Angel
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thank you for stating the obvious mods don't just ban for going off topic otherwise most of the forum would be gone dude, in most threads your garantueed at least a couple of off topic posts
08-15-2010, 05:12 PM #12
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Originally posted by HoppingZombie View Post
thank you for stating the obvious mods don't just ban for going off topic otherwise most of the forum would be gone dude, in most threads your garantueed at least a couple of off topic posts


Yeah I probably should've said -rep but it's whatever.
08-15-2010, 05:34 PM #13
exTacy Angel
Auto 4 Theft?
Originally posted by TairyHesticles View Post
Yeah I probably should've said -rep but it's whatever.


i personally have posted off topic along with many other users, i haven't ever recieved -rep from a mod for off topic conversations just a stay on topic, and thats IF we start getting WAY off topic
08-15-2010, 06:15 PM #14
Quantum_
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I'm sorry but I cannot take anyone with the name TairyHesticles seriously.

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08-15-2010, 07:59 PM #15
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Originally posted by HoppingZombie View Post
i personally have posted off topic along with many other users, i haven't ever recieved -rep from a mod for off topic conversations just a stay on topic, and thats IF we start getting WAY off topic


Really? Well this forum has some great mods, some on other forums I've been on are really dicks when they wanna be. Either way, I doubt I'll ever go back and change that, making all those quotes was a really long and tedious process.

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