Post: TairyHesticles' Guide to Intelligent Posting
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08-15-2010, 04:55 AM
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TairyHesticles
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The Guidelines
1. 1337 speak is NOT cool.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
0MG 1 R 73 1337!!!!!11!1!!!! 1
Banned......
2. Going off topic = BAD!
Originally posted by Intelligent
The topic is cats.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
OMG I just ate a taco!
Bye.
3. Use the search tool, no one likes answering a question that has already been answered 36 times.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
OMG I think I know how to unlock the Spinning Skull in MW2!
Use the search tool, this has only been brought up 58 TIMES!
4. Please post new threads in THE CORRECT SECTION!
Originally posted by Posted
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
How do I get Microsoft Live?
5. Check your spelling and grammar.... PLEASE!
Originally posted by Grammar
Originally posted by Noob
am -rep bcz i r 1337 and u r noob
That sentence is weak and lacks spell check...
Try this: I have a negative reputation count because I am elite and you are a noob.
6. Post count, it is NOT everything
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
OMG I have reached 1,000 posts!!
Read TairyHesticles Guide to Intelligent Posting. Thread locked
7. Yes, we understand getting siggied is exciting but it is NOT like getting an award.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
My imaginary friend says you have serious mental problems...
Lol, Siggied.
OMG I'm siggied!?!?!?! This is the greatest day of my life!!
Meh, if you're going to act like that about it, never mind...
8. NO ONE wants to know what came out of you today.
(No quotes provided)
9. Please bear in mind not all of us are over 13.
Originally posted by 9
Originally posted by Noob
Oh my %(^% gawd! What %(& in the ^(*&^(*& pistachio ((&^(*&^ over the &^(&*^(* rainbow!
What do all those (&*^( words mean?
Because I think I will start telling them to my mother.
10. If you make a thread stating reasons why you should be a mod, you probably should NOT be a mod...
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Why was I not made a mod?!? I mean seriously! You cannot GET a better candidate!
Please read TairyHesticles Guide to Intelligent Posting and see why you will not be made a mod.
And you were going to be next too...
11. If it is random and spammy, or something that's already been posted, it's probably gunna go to the in the dumpster.
Originally posted by NextGenUpdate
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
This thread is all about SPAM!
Closed.
12. 1337 speak is STILL not cool.
13. DON'T ABUSE THE SMILEYS!!
(No quotes, I am not teh hipocrate!!!11!!!1)
14. No one likes a deputy.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Can the next mod to see this lock this waste of space?
*sigh*
15. Try to make sense with whatever you are saying.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by An
I am three houses from the coconut tree in the south where we got diamonds in our mouths.
Umm....
huh..... I see.....
16. Calling someone a n00b does NOT make you superior.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
The mods are n00bs!!!!
..........Do I even need to say it?..........
17. If you are not a mod, you don't always need to act like one.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Go away n00b, you are not allowed to post in this thread anymore.
Umm...
18. When playing forum games, please READ THE RULES.
Originally posted by TairyHesticles
Originally posted by noob
I call in my army of pigeons to take the hill!
WTF, read the rules please. >.<
19. Don't double post please...
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
Originally posted by Noob
I fire a cannon that blows you off the hill.
Oh, and I take the hill...
There's a little thing in your post called an "edit" button. Use it instead of double posting.
20. It's fine to express your opinions in your sig but NO ONE enjoys you trying to get into debates about your opinions.
Originally posted by Someone
Originally posted by Noob
Obama is a noob!
Interesting...
21.Spinning Skull Theories go in the thread.
Originally posted by Err...
Originally posted by Noob
OMG I haz it hump a dead cow and get a nuke while eating a banana!!!112 Give me teh +rep!
Err...
22. Using to many '...'s' makes you look insane.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Weirdo
Yes...they're mine...mine!...my precious...yes...hahahaha...go away...
WTH?
23. You don't have to get banned to be a spammer.
I mean, look around you! People with 3k+ posts and no ban!
24. Size 7 font is annoying, ok!
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
OMG!
Omg...
25. FTW = For The Win.
26. White text is stupid, why is it even an option? Not a number, just a thought.
(No quotes provided, it's pointless!)
Ahh what the hell.
Originally posted by Me
Why are you highlighting this? It's looks like white space! How did you know there was something written here?
27. h@x0r speak isn't cool either.
(No quotes, I am not fluent in h@x0r.)
28. Posting another thread about why your game/thread got locked, and then trying to start the game again, will probably get you banned.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
OMG! Why did the mods lock my thread?!? I just wanted to find out who everyone's least favorite mod was!
It's days like these I wonder why I became a mod...
*clicks the lock button*
*clicks the ban button.*
29. Begging for rep, probably won't get you anywhere...
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
OMG plz give me rep I wantz it back!
Um...
Wow...
No, your annoying anyways...
30. Nothing can excuse laziness.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by N00b
I knuws I cn'f spiel, it cs I'n Dislecsic.
That's a terrible excuse...
31. Note, English is the only acceptable language on the forum.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Oh yeah la mijhfj ijisjf jism idj
Ba-Ba-Ba-Banned!
Note: Above random letters represent another language being used.
32. Cross-posting is annoying, if someone wants to respond to your topic, they should only have to do it in one thread.
Originally posted by NextGenUpdate
Originally posted by Noob
Anyone hear what Dopey called Obama?
Originally posted by NextGenUpdate
Originally posted by Noob
Anyone hear what Dopey called Obama?
Originally posted by Moderator
Cross-Posting... I hate thee deeply...
Enjoy the ban.
33. You are better off letting the filter block your word then trying to dodge it.
(I'm lazy, let's just pretend I have a little quote here with some noob trying to dodge the filter and a mod banning them.)
34. Reviving threads without a reason is a bad idea.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
I don't want to let this thread die!
*sigh* You again?
35. You are not cool until you've hit 50k posts. Until then, STFU about post count.
36. Discussing -rep can get you more -rep.
Originally posted by TairyHesticles
No seriously.
37. It really isn't cool to have alot of negative (or positive really) rep, people will not think you are, per say, BA...
38. Putting "Your Mom" as a choice in a poll is childish and immature. And completely unnecessary.
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Noob
*makes a somewhat serious poll with "Your Mom" as an option*
Ugh... Not another one. *dereps*
39. Do not tempt the mods, they are more then happy to issue a ban just because you annoy them.
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Originally posted by Moderator
Originally posted by Noob
Hey Mod! Mod! Mod! Mod! Modddd! Mod! Mod! Dude! DUDE! I gotta tell you something!
OMG WHAT!?
Hi
*Issues rage ban*
40. When debating make sure you have some knowledge on the topic. And remember there is ALWAYS someone who knows more then you.
Originally posted by Master
Originally posted by Noob
Columbus is the greatest American hero! We wouldn't be around if he hadn't sailed the Pacific Ocean, like, a hundred years ago. And he was a good President.
Except he sailed the Atlantic and in 1492, not to mention he wasn't even alive during the American Revolution. Do you know ANYTHING about Columbus at all?
41. This rule is the answer to everything, never forget that.
42. Don't tell us about the illicit activities you do. WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!
Originally posted by Intelligent
Originally posted by Pothead
Dude, I just smoked a joint and I am T
PIN'!!
Did you by any chance know that's illegal?
43. If in doubt, check the Guide! Also, can we start calling this "The Guide"? You know what, I'm not even asking. I'm tellling. From now on, this should be referred to as "The Guide", no exceptions.
Wow I just wasted an hour and half. Make it worth it, show me some love if you found the thread funny/informative.
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08-15-2010, 05:03 AM
#2
NeedaMilfSoon
In my man cave
Originally posted by TairyHesticles
Anyone can spam, that is a fact, but not everyone can spam responsibly.
And TairyHesticles is here to show you how!
The Guidelines
1. 1337 speak is NOT cool.
2. Going off topic = BAD!
Very nice thread man. Awesome effort. Thanks for this. Keep up the good work.
3. Use the search tool, no one likes answering a question that has already been answered 36 times.
4. Please post new threads in THE CORRECT SECTION!
5. Check your spelling and grammar.... PLEASE!
Try this: I have a negative reputation count because I am elite and you are a noob.
6. Post count, it is NOT everything
7. Yes, we understand getting siggied is exciting but it is NOT like getting an award.
8. NO ONE wants to know what came out of you today.
(No quotes provided)
9. Please bear in mind not all of us are over 13.
10. If you make a thread stating reasons why you should be a mod, you probably should NOT be a mod...
11. If it is random and spammy, or something that's already been posted, it's probably gunna go to the in the dumpster.
12. 1337 speak is STILL not cool.
13. DON'T ABUSE THE SMILEYS!!
(No quotes, I am not teh hipocrate!!!11!!!1)
14. No one likes a deputy.
15. Try to make sense with whatever you are saying.
16. Calling someone a n00b does NOT make you superior.
17. If you are not a mod, you don't always need to act like one.
18. When playing forum games, please READ THE RULES.
19. Don't double post please...
20. It's fine to express your opinions in your sig but NO ONE enjoys you trying to get into debates about your opinions.
21.Spinning Skull Theories go in the thread.
22. Using to many '...'s' makes you look insane.
23. You don't have to get banned to be a spammer.
I mean, look around you! People with 3k+ posts and no ban!
24. Size 7 font is annoying, ok!
25. FTW = For The Win.
26. White text is stupid, why is it even an option? Not a number, just a thought.
(No quotes provided, it's pointless!)
Ahh what the hell.
27. h@x0r speak isn't cool either.
(No quotes, I am not fluent in h@x0r.)
28. Posting another thread about why your game/thread got locked, and then trying to start the game again, will probably get you banned.
29. Begging for rep, probably won't get you anywhere...
30. Nothing can excuse laziness.
31. Note, English is the only acceptable language on the forum.
Note: Above random letters represent another language being used.
32. Cross-posting is annoying, if someone wants to respond to your topic, they should only have to do it in one thread.
33. You are better off letting the filter block your word then trying to dodge it.
(I'm lazy, let's just pretend I have a little quote here with some noob trying to dodge the filter and a mod banning them.)
34. Reviving threads without a reason is a bad idea.
35. You are not cool until you've hit 50k posts. Until then, STFU about post count.
36. Discussing -rep can get you more -rep.
37. It really isn't cool to have alot of negative (or positive really) rep, people will not think you are, per say, BA...
38. Putting "Your Mom" as a choice in a poll is childish and immature. And completely unnecessary.
39. Do not tempt the mods, they are more then happy to issue a ban just because you annoy them.
40. When debating make sure you have some knowledge on the topic. And remember there is ALWAYS someone who knows more then you.
41. This rule is the answer to everything, never forget that.
42. Don't tell us about the illicit activities you do. WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!
43. If in doubt, check the Guide! Also, can we start calling this "The Guide"? You know what, I'm not even asking. I'm tellling. From now on, this should be referred to as "The Guide", no exceptions.
Wow I just wasted an hour and half. Make it worth it, show me some love if you found the thread funny/informative.
And TairyHesticles is here to show you how!
The Guidelines
1. 1337 speak is NOT cool.
2. Going off topic = BAD!
Very nice thread man. Awesome effort. Thanks for this. Keep up the good work.
3. Use the search tool, no one likes answering a question that has already been answered 36 times.
4. Please post new threads in THE CORRECT SECTION!
5. Check your spelling and grammar.... PLEASE!
Try this: I have a negative reputation count because I am elite and you are a noob.
6. Post count, it is NOT everything
7. Yes, we understand getting siggied is exciting but it is NOT like getting an award.
8. NO ONE wants to know what came out of you today.
(No quotes provided)
9. Please bear in mind not all of us are over 13.
10. If you make a thread stating reasons why you should be a mod, you probably should NOT be a mod...
11. If it is random and spammy, or something that's already been posted, it's probably gunna go to the in the dumpster.
12. 1337 speak is STILL not cool.
13. DON'T ABUSE THE SMILEYS!!
(No quotes, I am not teh hipocrate!!!11!!!1)
14. No one likes a deputy.
15. Try to make sense with whatever you are saying.
16. Calling someone a n00b does NOT make you superior.
17. If you are not a mod, you don't always need to act like one.
18. When playing forum games, please READ THE RULES.
19. Don't double post please...
20. It's fine to express your opinions in your sig but NO ONE enjoys you trying to get into debates about your opinions.
21.Spinning Skull Theories go in the thread.
22. Using to many '...'s' makes you look insane.
23. You don't have to get banned to be a spammer.
I mean, look around you! People with 3k+ posts and no ban!
24. Size 7 font is annoying, ok!
25. FTW = For The Win.
26. White text is stupid, why is it even an option? Not a number, just a thought.
(No quotes provided, it's pointless!)
Ahh what the hell.
27. h@x0r speak isn't cool either.
(No quotes, I am not fluent in h@x0r.)
28. Posting another thread about why your game/thread got locked, and then trying to start the game again, will probably get you banned.
29. Begging for rep, probably won't get you anywhere...
30. Nothing can excuse laziness.
31. Note, English is the only acceptable language on the forum.
Note: Above random letters represent another language being used.
32. Cross-posting is annoying, if someone wants to respond to your topic, they should only have to do it in one thread.
33. You are better off letting the filter block your word then trying to dodge it.
(I'm lazy, let's just pretend I have a little quote here with some noob trying to dodge the filter and a mod banning them.)
34. Reviving threads without a reason is a bad idea.
35. You are not cool until you've hit 50k posts. Until then, STFU about post count.
36. Discussing -rep can get you more -rep.
37. It really isn't cool to have alot of negative (or positive really) rep, people will not think you are, per say, BA...
38. Putting "Your Mom" as a choice in a poll is childish and immature. And completely unnecessary.
39. Do not tempt the mods, they are more then happy to issue a ban just because you annoy them.
40. When debating make sure you have some knowledge on the topic. And remember there is ALWAYS someone who knows more then you.
41. This rule is the answer to everything, never forget that.
42. Don't tell us about the illicit activities you do. WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW!!
43. If in doubt, check the Guide! Also, can we start calling this "The Guide"? You know what, I'm not even asking. I'm tellling. From now on, this should be referred to as "The Guide", no exceptions.
Wow I just wasted an hour and half. Make it worth it, show me some love if you found the thread funny/informative.
Very nice thread man. Awesome effort. Thanks for this. Keep up the good work.
08-15-2010, 05:11 AM
#3
TairyHesticles
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08-15-2010, 05:26 AM
#5
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
08-15-2010, 05:26 AM
#6
TairyHesticles
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08-15-2010, 05:27 AM
#7
TheManOfTheYear
Banned
08-15-2010, 05:29 AM
#8
TairyHesticles
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08-15-2010, 05:43 AM
#9
NeedaMilfSoon
In my man cave
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