(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok, so i recently split up with my ex. We got a kid togethor and things just got on top, arguing blah blah. So we split cause its not fair on our child. Anyways, my mate just sent me a joke to try and cheer me up, and it worked. So this is for anyone who's having problems with the other half and just needs to laugh about it.

Hope it makes you chuckle, and sorry if you already know it.

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeRumpyPlus and Cleanhouse2009

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2010 bt there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2010 it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself.

That is awesome joke.
Sorry about you and your wife

Thanks, we weren't married but we'd been togethor nearly 4 n half years. Shit sucks!

I know this is off topic, but what is the new feedback thing? BTW that joke is awesome lmao

best joke ever, sorry about your girlfriend though

Great joke! Sorry to hear though.

That joke made my night!
Sorry to hear that man, make sure the kid doesn't suffer because of it

Nice 1

Me and my Girlfriend of 13 yrs are splittin up within the month
so I know where your coming from

Luckly we dont have kids

Thanks, my lil' man won't suffer at all. Funny thing is, we are on good terms but things were just not right between us, and the best thing to do was split and me move out. Who knows, maybe some time down the line we can work things out. Im 23 and shes 21, so we're both still young really.



Shit mate, 13 years? Im cut up enough at 4, im sorry to hear that man. But eh! What doesnt kill us only makes us stronger right...

Anywayz, im happy i made a few of you laugh today. Well, its down to my best friend really. :y:

You should beat her for leaving you.