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One fateful day on Thursday 19th August 2010, all was well. Until, the evil server kitty thought:

Meow, meowmeowmeow, meow, meow, NextGenUpdate.

(Translation: HAHA! I knew this day would come, finally I have the hax0r knowledge to take down the best gaming webesite in the world, NextGenUpdate.)

Now, server kitty worked all day and all night, and finally managed to take the site down :O He laughed in the most teffifying kitty laugh ever known.....EVER!

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Friday 20th August 2010, members of NextGenUpdate opened their web browsers and typed in that sacred website in the url, but little did they know about the terror that would befall their eyes when the page loaded.
Members faces froze at the site of evil server kitty announcing he had successfully taken down the website they held so dear to their hearts.

Immedietely, everyone knew this was dfferent to the daily maintenance.


Magglass, the server admin, came on to do his daily maintenance, only to see his beloved server had been ****ed over by Server Kitty. He did everything in his power to ensure NGU would be back up again, but, it was super 1337 kitty hax...the one thing in the world even he could not fix.
Now, in a state of shock, Magg sent a text to Travis (AKA Outsider), the text read:

Travis, NGU has been ****ed over by server kitty. Only you can stop him.Quickly, Travis..to the Kohnmobile! Fix that server error!
Travis: Ok magg, i'm on it *gets in the Kohnmobile*
-Travis races home-
Travis: Shit, it's server kitty, OH NOES! what do i do?

The computer screen went black and a faint figure appeared, it was non other than Obi Jim Kenobi.

Obi: Travis...u-u-use the -

Travis: The force?

Obi: No, no, no! Don't finish my sentances Use the mix...the meow mix!

Travis: That's it! e-Meow Mix! Thanks Obi!

The figure faded away

With the help of Obi, Travis had figured it out, he had e-Meow Mix on his USB!

Travis rumbled around his manbag and eventually found his USB. He plugged it into the USB port on his laptop, and uploaded it and sent it via e-mail to server kitty.



Back at server kittys' litter tray

*PING*

You have recieved an email from [email][email protected][/email]

Server Kitty: Meow. MeowMeowMeow, MeowMeow, MeowMeowMeowMeowMeow, MeowMeow!
(Translation: Hmmm, quite...interesting. It would appear that Outsider has seen the interw3bz destruction i have caused for gamers! Just how i planned it MUHAHAHHAHAHAH....HA!)

MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow....Meow!

(Translation: He sent an attatchment too, ooooh it's titled Meow Mix!)

(Server kitty opens e-Meow Mix)

I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin!
I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!
I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin!
I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!
I want tuna, I want chicken, Meow Mix flavors keep me lickin!
I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver!

*BEEP* *BEEP*

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Attachment has deleted all super 1337 kitty hax!

Server Kitty: MEOW! MEOW! MEOWWWWWWWWW!MEOW!MEOW!MEOW!M**W M**W M**W!
(Translation: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! STUPID TRAVIS KOHN AND HIS e-Meow Mix! F**K F**K F**K!)

Knowing his work was done, Travis decided to turn his attention to dogslikepussy.com his favourite beastiality site!









And that children, was how Outsider saved NGU from the furry grasps of Server Kitty's Paws!

THE END

Hehe. I was fearing that this day would one day come.

man thnx the site is up again

Haha, first it was :pedo: and now server kitty lmao, and Kohnmobile, lmao ***

lol.This has been a victory over server kitty.But i feel the kitty is not done yet and will be back.Only time will tell

Am i the only one not laughing?

lol awesome story :y: I can't wait when does it hit theaters? My guess Early 2011 lol

Like z0Mg, t3h s3rv3r kitteh vv1ll be bahk...