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America is one long expectoration


The American has no language, he has a dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth


Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up


America is the only nation in history which has gone miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation


If there was ever an aviary overstocked with jays it is that Yaptouwn on the Hudson called New York


If your going to America, bring your own food


When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself Americanised


No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public


If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell


California is a fine place to live. if you happen to be an orange


Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz


It was wonderful to find America, put perhaps it would have been more wonderful to miss it


All American writing gives me the impression that Americans don't care for girls at all. What the American male really wants is two things: he wants to be blown by a stranger while reading a newspaper and he wants to be ****ed by his buddy when he's drunk. Everything else is society.


There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.


Their ... demeanour is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humour, vivacity, or the capacity of enjoyment.


The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people; they love the eagle — on the back of a dollar.


No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.


Knavery seems to be so much the striking feature of its inhabitants that it may not in the end be an evil that they will become aliens to this country.


The organisation of American society is an interlocking system of semi-monopolies notoriously venal, an electorate notoriously unenlightened, misled by a mass media notoriously phoney.


Sir, they are a race of convicts and ought to be grateful for anything we allow them short of hanging.

The American has no language. He has dialect, slang, provincialism, accent and so forth.


If you're going to America, bring your own food.


Americans are people who laugh at African witch doctors and spend 100 million dollars on fake reducing systems.


There won't be any revolution in America ... the people are too clean. They spend all their time changing their shirts and washing themselves. You can't feel fierce and revolutionary in a bathroom.


The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth.


Question: If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, why do you live here?
Mencken: Why do men go to zoos?


The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.


The national dish of America is menus.


Frustrate a Frenchman, he will drink himself to death; an Irishman, he will die of angry hypertension; a Dane, he will shoot himself; an American, he will get drunk, shoot you, then establish a million dollar aid programme for your relatives. Then he will die of an ulcer.


America ... where laws and customs alike are based on the dreams of spinsters.

In America everybody is of the opinion that he has no social superiors, since all men are equal, but he does not admit that he has no social inferiors.


Here is the difference between Dante, Milton and me. They wrote about hell and never saw the place. I wrote about Chicago after looking the town over for years and years.


The 100% American is 99% idiot.


The American male doesn't mature until he has exhausted all other possibilities.


In the four corners of the globe, who reads an American book? or goes to an American play? or looks at an American picture or statue? What does the world yet owe to America's physicians and surgeons? ... Who drinks out of American glasses? or eats from American plates? or wears American coats and gowns? or sleeps in American blankets? Finally, under which of the old tyrannical governments of Europe is every sixth man a slave, whom his fellow creatures may buy and sell and torture?


In America any boy may become President, and I suppose that's just the risk he takes.


New York is a city of 7,000,000 so decadent that when I leave it I never dare look back lest I turn into salt and the conductor throw me over his left shoulder for good luck.


I found there a country with thirty-two religions and only one sauce.


America ... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.


America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.


Speaking of New York as a traveller I have two faults to find with it. In the first place there is nothing to see; and in the second place there is no mode of getting about to see anything.


I heard an Englishman, who had been long resident in America, declare that in following, in meeting, or in overtaking, in the street, on the road, or in the field, at the theatre, the coffee-house, or at home, he had never overheard Americans conversing without the word DOLLAR being pronounced between them. Such unity of purpose ... can ... be found nowhere else, except... in an ant's nest.


It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them.


The hatred Americans have for their own government is pathological ... at one level it is simply thwarted greed: since our religion is making a buck, giving a part of that buck to any government is an act against nature.
Gore Vidal, US writer

The Americans, like the English, probably make love worse than any other race.


It is absurd to say that there are neither ruins nor curiosities in America when they have their mothers and their manners.


Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.


In America the President rules for four years and journalism governs for ever and ever.


When good Americans die, they go to Paris; when bad Americans die, they go to America.


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I'm sorry but have you learned how to order McDonald's in Chinese yet?


If a War was to break out between America and Britain the majority of the EU would join forces with Britain (You may be powerful but you're not that powerful) along with many other anti-American countries. You would have... well, erm... Canada. I'm sure there Igloos and moose's would be of great benefit to your army.

I'm from the Uk and I have to admit this thread is pointless.

Do your homework before saying a load of Bs.

America has NO friends in the world except Israel & England.

England has ruled ALOT of the world & we have more allies than you know what to do with. Even Russia & China would back us.

This story of USA Vs Uk has even had a Tv program made about it, who won? nobody we all died due to the amount of Nuclear weapons used creating enough force to spin the Earth from its axis & into space.
Why do American people hate on England so much? jealously maybe? you guys even make TV shows talking shit, whereas England don't say shit. But then all the hate is over the internet anyway so really shows whose the big dick & whose the fag here.

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England OWN Canada so they'll be against America

Seriously? I thought after WWII They, "Severed" ties with Canada. I'm probably wrong I know absolutely nothing about Canada apart from Eskimo's igloos and moose's.

NP Carling sure is sounding like an 11 year old kid. Oh noe, don't delete my post cos you're red....

Heard of the Battle of Britain by any chance? Or do you fat cunt Americans only learn about what you think is right? The Luftwaffe had more planes and men, yet they couldn't defeat our Airforce. The battle lasted over 3 months. They threw everything they had at us, yet they couldn't win. Our RAF was better. If the Germans won that battle, we WOULD be speaking German by now. That's the only time they tried to invade us, and the time they failed. At no other place would we be being ruled by Germany. You Glory boys think you are right about everything. Wanna hear the best joke ever NP Carling? Vietnam LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. You guys think you can save Britain from a sophisticated and organised army, yet you can't beat some Jungle men. You can't beat Japan, a country who is way way way smaller than yours without using the most powerful weapon of all. You guys are a disgrace to the world. I actually hate all the American kids who are stuck up their own ass, who think they know more than historians and fact cos they think they're patriotic to their country. Yet you wonder why no country in the world likes you. You guys think that making Queen jokes actually offends us? I don't give two shits about our royalty, son. You think that making jokes about us drinking tea and having "wooden teeth" offends us as well? Think again. It's pretty clear that you Americans can't take a joke from the comments in this thread. All talking about the World Wars in which you came late to in them both. The wars were 70+ years ago. Can you not find anything current to relate to? Grow the **** up. You would only beat UK in a war because of the HUGE size difference. Chine and Russia would kick your ass and wipe the floor with you in a war. You're no where near the most powerful country in the world. That's another "I learnt this of my teacher so I'm right" thing. Jesus Christ how old are you guys?

The UK doesn't have to fight the US to win a war, we just have to ask for the $150 billion on US national debt to be paid back to us. We can win a war by crippling your economy. China and Japan own more of America than Americans. Lets see how you fight a war when you have to pay the enemy all that money.

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Canada is still a Commonwealth Realm, along with Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, the Bahamas and a few other places. The US could have been another Canada, an independent realm but still connected to the Crown, but King George was a bit mental and didn't want this, thus forcing the 13 colonies into declaring their independence as the US of A.

Please refer to the original poster, who is clearly starting shit against Americans. England does say shit you moron.

Also, lol i trol u


I can't believe you guys think I'm that thickheaded, but holy **** I'm surprised at the amount of hate flying back my way. I have nothing against the UK and I actually someday hope to visit it, but the thread started out as a joke and I kept it that way, but apparently people from the UK (who, according to you, don't say shit) started flipping shit on me.

Copy and paste

I'm a moron? lol. Come on joking about Tea partys etc.. thats just being a moron as its not what English people do /facepalm

Like i said aswell all the hate is over the internet so these guys hating on Americans are dicks, in real life though nobody has a bad word to say other than calling you "Fat" which is honestly true seeing as America has a severe obesity problem. I wasn't trying to send any hate anyones way i'm just stating facts as were you.

Thanks for calling me a moron though :bro: Internet Thugs :mudkip:

Oh & Btw, i'm not trying to Troll my names there for fun so you didn't need to mention anything to do with trolling.