Post: Rap Battle :D
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08-27-2010, 07:41 PM
#1
420
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I just thought of this idea of having rap battles with other users on this site. The way it will work is if you want to rap battle another user, simply call them out or just quote someone that replies saying you want to battle on this thread =D
*If your easily offended, please do not post here*
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08-30-2010, 04:04 AM
#38
420
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Originally posted by griffo2002uk
Sorry guys I forgot about this.....This one is at Codfather....
Is it me or does your avatar look liked a ****ed up Mario brother,
This dumbass is the reason his mom should have carried a rubber,
I made him "an offer he couldnt refuse" so now he sleeps with the "fishes",
"Codfather", I rip this bitch a new one, vicious, like a chick with big titties,
Fake ass gangsta, true, he couldnt even hang with his local crew
He says the Blunt is Lit, yet he has no clue how to smoke a fool,
It feels like Im trying to climb up the side of a mountain in a sled,
So much shit to write down, profound, that my pencils out of lead,
Ya'll bitches are trying to "dig" up dirt on me but all you get is "dusty",
There must~be liquid in ya rhymes because yours are straight "rusty",
I run "circles" around this kid just to prove that you got no "girth"
Your whole style is "ass Backwards" like you were a "breech birth"
My clique are wise, Its quick~to~see this victory was prophecised
I rip "skin" from "bone" like I got The Codfather circumsized,
Breaking ya wrist, cock the gat back ready to squeeze hammers
send unwanted hits to ya "mail address" and i aint talkin' "spammers
You aint got no loyal endz, the streets will deny you proper turf
Ya style is "ugly", like ya avy, you look like the Hispanic Papa Smurf!
Is it me or does your avatar look liked a ****ed up Mario brother,
This dumbass is the reason his mom should have carried a rubber,
I made him "an offer he couldnt refuse" so now he sleeps with the "fishes",
"Codfather", I rip this bitch a new one, vicious, like a chick with big titties,
Fake ass gangsta, true, he couldnt even hang with his local crew
He says the Blunt is Lit, yet he has no clue how to smoke a fool,
It feels like Im trying to climb up the side of a mountain in a sled,
So much shit to write down, profound, that my pencils out of lead,
Ya'll bitches are trying to "dig" up dirt on me but all you get is "dusty",
There must~be liquid in ya rhymes because yours are straight "rusty",
I run "circles" around this kid just to prove that you got no "girth"
Your whole style is "ass Backwards" like you were a "breech birth"
My clique are wise, Its quick~to~see this victory was prophecised
I rip "skin" from "bone" like I got The Codfather circumsized,
Breaking ya wrist, cock the gat back ready to squeeze hammers
send unwanted hits to ya "mail address" and i aint talkin' "spammers
You aint got no loyal endz, the streets will deny you proper turf
Ya style is "ugly", like ya avy, you look like the Hispanic Papa Smurf!
my avatar homie is cheech and chong
you would know maybe if you ever hit the bong
and i hate to tell you about your shit that you "prophecised"
you can't win man, so i guess your prophet lied
my shit is ill, my shit is realer
you a fake bitch claiming to be a vicious killer
and yea your right, i got liquid in my rhymes, i flow fluid
i'd tell you to rap, but i dont wanna see a fukn ho do it
but you can try if you really wanna go through it
aha, i dont know how to smoke a fool?
i laugh at your rhymes homie cuz you tell a joke or two
Im Batman, your just a joker dude
Your pencil might be outta led homie, but i got some in the chamber
pointed at your direction, it's not me in danger
Im not tryna dig up dirt on a no name bitch
i'll dig you up from the dirt, you got no game trick
your lyrical flow is all over the place
I clock hard till you see red, blood all over ya face
my flow is simply disgusting, im a sick ****
ima tell you this for the last time, you a bitch schmuck
---------- Post added at 11:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:03 PM ----------
Originally posted by zaaheef
count me in 
alright man, just pick somebody to battle
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08-30-2010, 05:02 PM
#41
griffo2002uk
E Pluribis Unum
08-31-2010, 12:21 AM
#42
MerXz
Are you high?
Originally posted by glitchplz
Some of these aren't half bad, I'd enter but I am not much of a musical person lol
Alright sonney take notes...
AIGHT BITCH! Let's take em' down to Chinatown- it's time to beat down encyclopedia brown-, now I don't wanna diss on every superficial issue with you and rip you apart like tissue its easy to diss you- your fathers a highly accomplished gynecologist from a family of doctors so it's obvious the problem is that you went into comedy
so now your mama thinks your just a waste of space polistic pile of shit- she walks the hall wondering what you're gonna be your fathers sees more vag then ur evr gonna see-and when it comes to intimacy, there plenty of fish in the sea but listen to me, i know about your little deficiency-yo momma told me about your un descended testical , the incident at the renaissance festival
the time that gorges woman almost slept with you and fell the fu*k back coz your nut sack is A symmetrical -sorry i roasted you im doing what in supposed to do -i didn’t mean to make a Patrick swayze ghost of you-and years from now when your dying in disgrace just remember xxMerked lyrically skeeted in your face ya' PUNK BITCH!
08-31-2010, 01:24 AM
#43
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by xXMeRked
Alright sonney take notes...
AIGHT BITCH! Let's take em' down to Chinatown- it's time to beat down encyclopedia brown-, now I don't wanna diss on every superficial issue with you and rip you apart like tissue its easy to diss you- your fathers a highly accomplished gynecologist from a family of doctors so it's obvious the problem is that you went into comedy
so now your mama thinks your just a waste of space polistic pile of shit- she walks the hall wondering what you're gonna be your fathers sees more vag then ur evr gonna see-and when it comes to intimacy, there plenty of fish in the sea but listen to me, i know about your little deficiency-yo momma told me about your un descended testical , the incident at the renaissance festival
the time that gorges woman almost slept with you and fell the fu*k back coz your nut sack is A symmetrical -sorry i roasted you im doing what in supposed to do -i didn’t mean to make a Patrick swayze ghost of you-and years from now when your dying in disgrace just remember xxMerked lyrically skeeted in your face ya' PUNK BITCH!
AIGHT BITCH! Let's take em' down to Chinatown- it's time to beat down encyclopedia brown-, now I don't wanna diss on every superficial issue with you and rip you apart like tissue its easy to diss you- your fathers a highly accomplished gynecologist from a family of doctors so it's obvious the problem is that you went into comedy
so now your mama thinks your just a waste of space polistic pile of shit- she walks the hall wondering what you're gonna be your fathers sees more vag then ur evr gonna see-and when it comes to intimacy, there plenty of fish in the sea but listen to me, i know about your little deficiency-yo momma told me about your un descended testical , the incident at the renaissance festival
the time that gorges woman almost slept with you and fell the fu*k back coz your nut sack is A symmetrical -sorry i roasted you im doing what in supposed to do -i didn’t mean to make a Patrick swayze ghost of you-and years from now when your dying in disgrace just remember xxMerked lyrically skeeted in your face ya' PUNK BITCH!
You should be the one taking notes "sonney"
09-01-2010, 03:11 AM
#45
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by griffo2002uk
Yeah just give it a try.....it takes practice and bit of creativity but it aint hard to do once you know how.....pm me if you want any tips.
I think this should be a sub forum.....where 1 thread is dedicated to 2 battlers and then people vote on it. First to 5 votes wins. Someone suggest it!!!
I think this should be a sub forum.....where 1 thread is dedicated to 2 battlers and then people vote on it. First to 5 votes wins. Someone suggest it!!!
aey bro, page 4 has my response to your verse, check it and get back at me:y:
09-08-2010, 12:43 AM
#46
420
Kush Friendly
Originally posted by griffo2002uk
Yeah just give it a try.....it takes practice and bit of creativity but it aint hard to do once you know how.....pm me if you want any tips.
I think this should be a sub forum.....where 1 thread is dedicated to 2 battlers and then people vote on it. First to 5 votes wins. Someone suggest it!!!
I think this should be a sub forum.....where 1 thread is dedicated to 2 battlers and then people vote on it. First to 5 votes wins. Someone suggest it!!!
no response?
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