Phrases to Say About .... But Not Your Girlfriend

08-29-2010, 11:44 AM #1

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Phrases to Say About .... But Not Your Girlfriend

Cars:
-If you push up tight, you can fit three people in there
-It's small but it makes hell of a noise
-Next year I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model
-Women are like buses, another one will be along in 10 minutes -jonnyman69

Businesses:
-We started with one guy, but by the end of the night, she had 12 men working her.

Dogs:
-Here, Bitch Winky Winky

-Come.

Computer:
-That was easier to get into than I thought

Boat:
-There's a lot of seamen on her

Food:
-Wow that was juicy

Now add your own to the list!!!

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08-29-2010, 12:20 PM #2

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women are like buses, another one will be along in 10 minutes.

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08-29-2010, 01:39 PM #3

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Love your one jonnyman69

08-29-2010, 01:45 PM #4

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LOL i found the come one to be the funniest its so simple.

08-29-2010, 01:58 PM #5

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Originally posted by Thomk79

Love your one jonnyman69

thanks

i got another one.

man who best gets along with women, is the one who can get along without them (a little philosophey in there)

08-29-2010, 02:27 PM #6

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Haha! Funny yet so simple Winky Winky

08-29-2010, 10:39 PM #7

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Originally posted by jonnyman69

women are like buses, another one will be along in 10 minutes.

Nice one

I know there's plenty more, Get to thinking Winky Winky

08-29-2010, 10:42 PM #8

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Food:
Quite Moist

Winky Winky

08-29-2010, 10:43 PM #9

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Q: How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?
A: When the old one expects you to "do your share".

08-30-2010, 12:17 AM #10

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Originally posted by Binary

Nice one

I know there's plenty more, Get to thinking Winky Winky

if a women tells you to do something, your come back should always be: arent women always saying they can do anything a man can? so why dont you prove you can honey.

lol i came up with that one myself Smile