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A boy comes home from school and says mom mom I have the biggest dick in the 3rd grade, its because im black isnt it huh? the mom says. nigga thats cause you are suppose to be in the 8th grade...:p

a king is going away for a weekend for some important business, he has to leave his smoking hot daughter at home with 3 very horny guards. he outs a razor blade in between her :whistle: as soon as he is gone the guards line up out side her door, first one goes in 2 minutes later the 2 others outside hear a massive scream. he walks out they ask "whats wrong?" he replies "i was SO good". second walks in same thing happens after 2 minutes he walks out and the other guard says what happened? he replies she was so good. the last one walks in and the other 2 hear nothing so they are not sure what happened. the king arrives home, he gathers all 3 guards and say pull down your trouser now the first 2 guards willys are chopped in half and the thirds is fine. MY LORD why is your penis not chopped in half says the king, the guard replies thathathathatah

Say this joke out loud to get it, its not a joke you can really get from reading it so say it aloud

i hope i'm not a racist but it's just funny:

Q: What's the definition of n i g g e r foreplay?
A: Don't scream bitch or I'll kill you.