Post: Post your Mormon Chats
09-02-2010, 08:31 PM #1
AmsterIDam
a Dino Philosopher LOLWUT
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09-04-2010, 07:34 PM #29
Celinore
You talkin to me?
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How do I get on the chat?

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Press the button on the left and fill in some random shit and the chat will open in a new window Smile
09-04-2010, 07:47 PM #30
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Press the button on the left and fill in some random shit and the chat will open in a new window Smile


Aha, thanks, on there now.


Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Victor] is ready to assist you.
Victor: Good afternoon Ronald,
Victor: How are you doing?
Me: I'm fine thanks, what about you?
Me: Hello?
Victor: I'm doing quite fine today.
Me: Oh, good Smile.
Victor: I'm from Idaho, where are you from?
Me: California
Me: I have a question, I know that God and Mary banged, but how is she a virgin?
Me: ?
Me: Hello??
Victor: They didn't, Jesus is God's literal Son, but she conceived through the Holy Ghost.
Me: oh.
Me: so they didnt have anal?
The chat session has ended.
09-04-2010, 11:20 PM #31
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Talking to mormons is my new favorite hobby
09-05-2010, 12:40 AM #32
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Do a barrel roll!
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Didn't get a chance to troll :evil: this could of gone far Sad Awesome
09-05-2010, 01:01 AM #33
lol thats funny
09-05-2010, 11:16 AM #34
Celinore
You talkin to me?
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09-05-2010, 01:04 PM #35
Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Dan] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hi.
Dan: Hi, how are you?
Me: I'm interested in converting. Good. You?
Dan: I am doing well, thanks. What questions do you have about the Church?
Me: Are there free drinks on Wednesday?
Me: Sorry.
Me: I know that Me and some girl had a one night stand and had a child named Jesus.
Me: Cause I am god.
Me: I DESTROYED IT!!
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09-05-2010, 04:39 PM #36
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09-05-2010, 05:31 PM #37
Welcome to Mormon.org chat.
A representative will be with you shortly.
Agent [Betty] is ready to assist you.
Me: Hi betty
Agent [Fiorella] has joined the chat.
Betty: Hi!
Fiorella: hello!
Fiorella: how are you?
Me: I have been following the teachings of Jesus
Fiorella: that is great..
Me: and I wanted to ask Does Jesus love me?
Fiorella: waht brought you to this site today?
Me: Does Jesus love my many sons?
Me: Does Jesus love my Retarded Brother Bilo?
Fiorella: Jesus Christ love us becouse we are his children..
Me: Does Jesus Love My Neighbour Nuslean Tallyakhby?
Fiorella: do you have religion back ground?
Me: Does Jesus Love My Neighbour Nuslean Tallyakhby?
Fiorella: he love every vary..
Fiorella: my be ask how old are you Jesus?
Me: But no one likes My Neighbour Nuslean Tallyakhby
Fiorella: my be ask how old are you Jesus?
Me: well you should know how old Jesus is


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