Post: Post your Favorite joke
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09-03-2010, 04:41 AM
#1
Gorkz
Can’t trickshot me!
Be aware if you post a joke its a joke and don't take it seriously if its not a joke then don't post it.
Also rep if you like peoples jokes.
Im Mexican and this is like the funnest racist joke of my race.
The joke is as follows
Why can't mexicans play UNO?
Cause they always jack the green card !
09-03-2010, 06:28 PM
#12
The Pure
Hurah!
Ehh, some1 started the mexican jokes, so here's one:
An Englishman, Frenchman, Texan and Mexican are on a plane. The pilot says that only 1 can survive because they are too heavy. The Englishman says "God bless the queen!" and jumps. Inspired, the French guy yells "Viva France" and jumps too. Now the Texan is standing in front of the open door, really pumped up. He yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws the mexican out. :black:
Here's a good one.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while to get me hard, but I just got laid last night.
___________________________________________________________________
A guy turns to his wife in bed.
-Guy-Honey, can we :pedo:?
-Girl-No, i have a genecologist appointment tomorrow.
-Guy-Do you have a dentist appointment too?
An Englishman, Frenchman, Texan and Mexican are on a plane. The pilot says that only 1 can survive because they are too heavy. The Englishman says "God bless the queen!" and jumps. Inspired, the French guy yells "Viva France" and jumps too. Now the Texan is standing in front of the open door, really pumped up. He yells "Remember the Alamo" and throws the mexican out. :black:
Here's a good one.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while to get me hard, but I just got laid last night.
___________________________________________________________________
A guy turns to his wife in bed.
-Guy-Honey, can we :pedo:?
-Girl-No, i have a genecologist appointment tomorrow.
-Guy-Do you have a dentist appointment too?
09-03-2010, 06:37 PM
#13
Brad
Guest
ok here is my one.
a blonde girl goes to see her docter.
the doctor says what's the problem?
the blonde girl says every were i touch it hurts.
the doctor says ok lets see.
so the girl pokes her arm and say ouch. she pokes here leg and says ouch.
so the doctor got his magnifying glass out and has a closer look.
he said. i see your problem. you have broken your finger.
do you think it is good? i think it's funny
a blonde girl goes to see her docter.
the doctor says what's the problem?
the blonde girl says every were i touch it hurts.
the doctor says ok lets see.
so the girl pokes her arm and say ouch. she pokes here leg and says ouch.
so the doctor got his magnifying glass out and has a closer look.
he said. i see your problem. you have broken your finger.
do you think it is good? i think it's funny
09-03-2010, 07:00 PM
#14
Charmander.
Banned
Originally posted by cr1t1c4l1404
Americans like to say that it was BRITISH petroleum that caused the oil spill in the gulf. Well by that logic it was AMERICAN Airlines that caused 9/11...
09-03-2010, 07:50 PM
#15
cr1t1c4l1404
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