(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Alright this shit is real easy. All you need is a phone, half a ****ing brain and a couple minutes.


First select your chosen McDonalds. Give them a call.

After the pit crew picks up ask for a manager, don't be a dick just yet. The manager will come on the line and ask you what is wrong. Tell them this:

"Hello my name is (insert name) I came into your restaurant/drive threw earlier (don't give them an exact time. Try to say 2-3 hours ago and during a normally busy time). I ordered (insert meal idea, something with onions is easy). When I got home I found out you put onions on my food. It is not a matter of just a few onions, but the burger had lots of them on it. I am pretty allergic to onions and I could eat nothing that was inside the bag (Fry's Burger and the Straw). I was wondering what could be done at this time?"

Two things will happen:

Q: Do you have your receipt?
A: No I did not get a receipt with my meal.

Q: Can we send you a gift certificate/place complaint with corporate? (highly unlike)
A: I was wondering if I could just come by and pick up a replacement meal.

They will put your name in "the book" Basically the manager writes your name down. When you go to get your food, ask for the manager immediately by name. Tell them who you are and that you called earlier. They will punch in your meal and make it for you.

Presto free artery clogging food done easy. This can work with other restaurants just make sure you know what your ordering BEFORE you call them.

Alrighty:

If you are like me you probably like coffee. Maybe you have a local Starbucks and the barista is a dick. So you want something free. Hear is a convo for you:

"Hello my name is Richard C. Mongler. I went though the drive through ealier today I ordered (If you want a hot beverage or a cold beverage pick it out) but instead when I took a drink it was (some very similar drink if not the same drink a little bit differently)."

Then request to come in and get a replacement beverage but it will not be for at least another hour because you don't have a break for a while. I have been given free 5 dollar drinks because they have been slow as **** getting me what I want.

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haha cheers going to try Mcdonalds one :p

I've done the Mcdonalds one before, PS say it was a large meal :black:

How sad is that? Or you could just buy something off of the $1 menu... I think that's easier than wasting 10 minutes.

how is it sad you save your self money !

Pretty sad when it's something as small as this. I would understand if it costs more than $15 but a maximum of a $5 meal is pathetic. It really says something about you if you can't lose $5 and have to get it like that.