I'll take a blowtorch to your penis, pour battery acid all over you, scrape your skin off then duct tape sandpaper to your body, then make a fire come slowly closer so you either scrape yourself to death or burn yourself to death.
ill cut ur legs partialy off so u fall and ill tae ur $$:D
I take my legs back and sow them back on
I then run up to you carrying a ball point pen, i pin you on the ground and ram the pen into your hand, the pen goes through the ground, i then take the money and run away