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"A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY A**!!"

"I would ask you how old you are but i know you cant count that high."

"Your mother's like a door knob, everyone gets a turn."

"You are so gay you mae justin bieber look straight!"

"Let's play a game hide and go f*** yourself"

"Yo mama's so stupid she threw a ball at te ground and he missed."

"Yo mamas so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death."

"I don't know what makes you so stupid , but it really works"

"Your mother is so old, I told her to start acting her age and the b**** died"

"Your mama is so fat not even dora can explore her"

"You must have been bornin the highway, thats were most accidents happen"

"Your mama's like a railroad track. She gets laid all overthe countrys"

Alright tanks for reading!

Some of these are pretty good.

Quick lads, hide the sheep they're on to us!

lol insult-reversal

I heard a really good one last night from my friend abusing ppl on psn.

'Your dicks so small you couldnt even **** an ant'

It was a you had to be there moment, rest of us were actually in tears laughing.