(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Im just a sophmore in High School so i go through the day waiting to get home but one way of making the day go faster is to make fun of the nerdy kids and random people all day. Im starting to run out of joke so im looking for some more to add to my arsenal. CAn you guys help me?

SOme of the ones i like are ones like
"i get more ass than a toliet seat"
"i get more head than shampo"
or "they call me the mailman- i always deliver the package"
these always make me and my friends laugh so if you guys have anymore like this i caould use just post them thanks :p

Anti Jokes are the best

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living?
He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

if somebody has never stops talking or always has their mouth open say this.

"do you suck dick half the day, cuz it looks like your mouth is stuck in place from sucking so much dick" -aZlan

What do you call a black person flying a plane?

A Pilot.



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its a pilot, people expect it to be racist.

What you like dicks? :wtf:

Lol, you fail. Read it again.

What do mexicans put under the carpet?

"Underlay!! Underlay!!"

lol yer it is stupid :L

Nice one lol.


Just found out my dad's mother and father are Muslim.

They're my Qur'anparents.